Ah, the internet's newest oracle has finally deciphered Cloudflare Zero Trust tunnels—14 minutes and 2822 words later, he's practically handing out honorary PhDs. 🤓 Because, of course, understanding a product as clear as mud is the ultimate badge of tech honor. 🌪️🔒
https://david.coffee/cloudflare-zero-trust-tunnels #CloudflareZeroTrust #CloudflareTunnels #TechHonor #OracleDeciphered #InternetWisdom #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the classic tale of "I know better than the internet" 🧐. Our brave hero, armed with a half-baked understanding of robots.txt, valiantly blocks all crawlers only to realize LinkedIn isn't clairvoyant. 🤦‍♂️ Surprise! Breaking your own social media presence isn't exactly a power move. 🎉
https://evgeniipendragon.com/posts/i-was-wrong-about-robots-txt/ #internetwisdom #socialmediafails #robotsdottext #LinkedInblunders #digitalpresence #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the ultimate tribute to a philosophical giant: a digital obstacle course of #JavaScript and cookies! 🍪🧩 Clearly, the internet's true test of wisdom isn't in understanding MacIntyre's work, but in successfully navigating a web page. 🤦‍♂️💻
https://www.wordonfire.org/articles/remembering-alasdair-macintyre-1929-2025/ #digitalobstaclecourse #cookies #philosophicalhumor #internetwisdom #webchallenge #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, the profound wisdom of modern journalism: turn on #JavaScript and #cookies or be exiled to the dark ages of the Internet. 🌐🍪 Apparently, we missed out on the mind-blowing experience of #sycophancy by not clicking "allow" fast enough. 🙄✨
https://openai.com/index/expanding-on-sycophancy/ #modernjournalism #Internetwisdom #HackerNews #ngated

🚧🥲 Oh no, the digital gatekeepers have spoken—your pilgrimage to the ruins of Fry's Electronics has been thwarted! Yet another tragic tale of the internet withholding its precious wisdom. Better luck next time, Indiana Jones of tech retail archaeology! 🥺🔒
https://www.latimes.com/00000196-230a-d4c4-abd7-fb5a95770000-123 #digitalgatekeepers #techretail #archaeology #technews #internetwisdom #HackerNews #ngated

https://poshbolt.com/2023/09/18/navigating-the-web-separating-fact-from-fiction/ #FactChecking #OnlineInformation #DigitalLiteracy #InternetWisdom #TruthMatters #CriticalThinking #WebNavigation #ReliableSources #AvoidingDeception #OnlineSafety

Let me give you some savvy advice: 🚫 do NOT feed your pet Trolls! They must pass away from starvation. Feeding Trolls empowers them. #DontFeedTheTrolls #InternetWisdom Please repost