pardon me while I take a moment to feel smug about not having given in to the hordes of suburban parents striding around my neighborhood in weighted vests (#ymmv #youdoyou #youareofcoursetheexceptionyouareauniqueflower #thisisnotanattack #touchgrass #inyourvest) https://www.npr.org/2025/08/25/nx-s1-5503969/fitness-bone-muscle-trends-weighted-vest