When people at worka ask how I'm doing I've started replying I'm old and everything hurts..lol

#worklife
#itstruetho

Laura Loomer getting dragged on TikTok for looking like Jigsaw.

SNORT.

#PettyAF #ItsTrueTho

“I'm going to ask ChatGPT how to prepare a garotte and then I am going to strangle you with it, and you will simply have to pray that I roll the 10% chance that it freaks out and tells me that a garotte should consist entirely of paper mache and malice.”

All of this post is this good.

https://ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-fucking-piledrive-you-if-you-mention-ai-again/

#AI #ArtificialIntelligence #Genius #Brilliance #ItsTrueTho

over on bluesky, someone called the kazon "bubblegum stuck in their hair-ass dweebs!" and i about died laughing. #itsTrueTho

When I say “poem,” sometimes I mean, “shit on the fly that seems to repeat itself over and over again in life to the point where someone should write this down as a weird human thing, but I’m not a scientist, alright? I just make with the words”

#poem #writing #itstruetho

Trans people appear more often in the Bible then white people.

#WeirdHillsToDieOn
#ItsTrueTho

Apparently there is an important episode of football on TV today, the football fandom is going nuts. Lots of cosplay going on. Tickets to the con are outrageous. #itstruetho

#showerthoughts #GoChiefs

there are two types of people in the world:
1. those who need every light on, in the house, at all times
2. those who can get around using the glow off the front of their phone or other outside/ambient light sources
they inevitably marry and spend decades following each other around the house turning switches on and off
#MarriedGays #ItsTrueTho #AskMeHowIKnow #GaysOfMastadon

@nathan I said no such thing 😆

#itstruetho #butAlsoNotReally