so... a 12 pk of natty daddys (or, as jay theriot calls them, "natural fathers") is a bad decision for pretty much any context i can imagine.

a tallboy can be a reasonable purchase.

but i picked up six pounders yesterday and it's such a perfect unit. 1 pound is a solid buzz. you can sip a second one all night.

the hashtags are going te be the worst part of this post.

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#nattydaddy #jayTheriot #naturalFathers #tallboy #sixPack #pounder #pounders #pound

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