Dear Board members of the #EuropeanPirateParty #PPEU #PiratePartiesInternational #PPI, I would like to say how much I will miss your honest and friendly camaraderie and solidarity and your principled stance on the issues that matter.
But as we both know, it'll be an utter lie. I will therefore confine myself to saying simply, "sod off," and if I ever meet you or the likes of you again, it'll be twenty billion years too soon.