"Let's toast!"
"Indeed! Let me raise my ass to you!"
"What?"
"Oh, I think someone put whiteout over the start of that word. Sorry."
"Yeah, but your ass is up."
"I was just following what the text says!"
"Okay."
"But you know what's suspicious?"
"No, and your ass is still up, by the way."
"Sorry. What's suspicious is that we're having this discussion right now."
"What do you mean?"
"Why would we be saying these lines if it wasn't part of the plan?"
"Er..."
"I think the author put the whiteout over the start of that word."
"This means..."
"Yes, the author is an Ass-Ass-In!"
" 😱 "
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