I heard the rumours yesterday about Musk's Super Bowl ads. I was curious, so I decided to do some... looking around. I found this transcript on an unnamed server on the dark web:
The following is a message composed via consensus of the Department of Homeland Security.
For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as DOGE, the Department of Government Efficiency. Our previous mission centered around the containment and study of anomalous government spending, waste, and other assorted fraud. This mission was the focus of our organization since its inception.
Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race.
There will be no further communication.