#scp

Weary Wulfwearywulf
2026-02-14

[P] I was building an IKEA desk with my partner earlier, we were musing how every neurotypical we'd ever seen was the worst at putting flatpacks toghether. And the conclusion was the same from what we'd both seen. It was unmitigated ego and overblown arrogance, every time. "i know better than the team of skilled engineers who put this together!" No, typie, y'really don't. I like to think the SCP IKEA exiats ro punish them for their hubris.

Ansgar T̶r̶i̶n̶k̶PRÜFmannansgartrinkmann.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2026-02-12

Mir wird das zu haarig, morgen zu versuchen, ohne Entlaster mit dem Zug in endlicher Zeit von Düsseldorf nach Hause zu fahren. Braucht noch jemand ein Ticket? (Steher) Alternativ: fährt jemand aus dem nördlichen Münsterland mit Auto und hat noch nen Platz frei? #scp #scp06 #f95scp

Space draws scalies 🐲space_salaman@sunny.garden
2026-02-12

Another day at the RPDS 
- They really need a better work ethic (RPDS is basically SCP on planet Rhea)
bsky.app/profile/vhynite.bsky. | bsky.app/profile/firemadnes.bs | bsky.app/profile/arantii.bsky. | burnttoast1704 (ig)

- Lucky for them, they got KO before they could see the escaped infohazard

#spaceRARt #furryart #scalieart #scp #meme #dragon #kobold #chimera #raccoon

A bunch of friends from a department of the RPDS foundation, fainted on the ground and sleeping. A skinny kobold, a bushy haired dragon, a chubby chimera, and a dizzy skull kobold. Their coworker dragon is floating above them disappointed. Tags: furry, scalie, anthro, dragon, kobold, chimera, raccoon, monster, chubby, fainted, sleeping, sleepy, faint, koed, knocked_out, floating, levitation, labcoat, silly, funny
Jammie monsta doggoJammiemonstadoggo
2026-02-10


Peugoet 3008 in SCP 3008 (Infinite IKEA) be like:

youtu.be/AdcS2kZJfVo?si=fTcEAL

2026-02-09

Being suggested by Youtube a new SCP short released 6 days ago named "There is no antimemetics division" (things that make you forget) certain you watched a series by the same name a while back... finding the whole thing eerily familiar as you watch it.... it really gets you in the creepy mood of the content.

As far as why I got this experience. First I have time blindness (I can't remember very well how far back something happened) and memory issues (I can remember the plot and some key elements, but it's not very vivid).

Turns out both were doing the same scene from the same book, which is why it was so eerily familiar.

As far as the shorts themselves... the new one looks like it's got more of a budget and a more professional team... but the old one did so much better with the pacing imo and that makes a world of difference.

Old one from a year ago (there's 4 episodes, but the scene is literally half of episode one): youtu.be/w-IiVeGAydE?si=BFqD6u…

New one: youtu.be/3v8AsTHfAG0?si=ekOrir…

#SCP #ThereIsNoAntimemeticsDivision

2026-02-09

@ClipHead “There is no Antimimetics Division” is a hell of a rollercoaster of a book. It’s #SCP fanfiction in the best way.

2026-02-08

"I resonate with being the only one in the room who can see the monsters. There's a German word, #Weltschmerz, it describes someone with a painful awareness of the suffering and imperfection of the world, paired with a sense of powerlessness to do anything about it. I made this film to kill a monster..." - #AdriaLang

youtu.be/3v8AsTHfAG0

#SciFi #Short #Dust #SCP #JasikaNicole

Ansgar T̶r̶i̶n̶k̶PRÜFmannansgartrinkmann.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2026-02-06

#Braunberge mit neuen Aufklebern? Hab da mal wieder was korrigiert. #scp #scp06

Preußenfans gegen Nazis Aufkleber wurde wieder überklebt.Preußenfans gegen Nazis
Schmuddelkoten
HighlandLawyerHighlandLawyer
2026-02-05

"There is No Antimemetics Division", new video on Youtube
youtu.be/3v8AsTHfAG0

Which story definitely isn't in a book, or a previous series of Youtube videos, or SCP site posts...

Anyone see the Iron Lung movie yet? It reminded me of a certain SCP

lemmy.world/post/42640003

We Screwed Up Dr. Bright (Now You Decide)

lemmy.world/post/42639889

2026-01-29

SCP 049 plagues the internet (and the cure is death)

sh.itjust.works/post/54296367

Goalimpactgoalimpact
2026-01-28

UCL: Ath Bilbao vs Sporting CP. A tight duel with Sporting CP holding the slight edge. Joyful anticipation for kickoff at 21:00 CET.

Athletic Bilbao 27.6%
Draw 30.3%
Sporting Lissabon 42.1%

Starting XIs

Athletic Bilbao: Unai Simón, Aitor Paredes, Yuri Berchiche, Adama Boiro, Andoni Gorosabel, Iñigo Ruiz de Galarreta, Alejandro Rego, Robert Navarro, Oihan Sancet, Unai Gómez, Gorka Guruzeta
Sporting Lissabon: Rui Silva, Gonçalo Inácio, Ousmane Diomande, Iván Fresneda, Morten Hjulmand, Daniel Bragança, João Simões, Maxi Araújo, Trincão, Geny Catamo, Luis Suárez

Athletic Bilbao 27.6%, Draw 30.3%, Sporting Lissabon 42.1%.
2026-01-27

Yeah, right. We all know disabling automatic image loading in is to limit the risk of accidental exposure to -096. Saved my ass twice so far.

tuta.com/support#load-images
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096

:trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:DarkestKale
2026-01-24

has a designation including 'CERNUNNOS - can't be contained ethically/logistically'?

Since when the FUCK did the Foundation give two shits about ethics?

Nina 👩‍💻nmetzinger@kif.rocks
2026-01-21

Erstes #Buch des Jahres fertig :blobcattoot:

There is no #antimemetics division von #qntm. Ursprünglich als Reihe von Einträgen im #SCP Wiki erschienen, gibt es jetzt eine überarbeitete, gedruckte Variante. Vieles ist anders, aber es ist immer noch beeindruckender, existenzieller Horror.

4,5/5 ⭐️

#bookstodon #buchstodon

Das Cover des Buchs. Dort ist ein vieräugiges Reh zu sehen, das von einem Kreis eingerahmt wird. Der Titel des Buchs ist in großen gelben Buchstaben abwechselnd links- und rechtsbündig über das Cover verteilt.

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