"Have you see... AAAAAAAAAAH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"What are you doing with your pants down?"
"I'm trying to insert an analgesic."
"Since when are they delivered as suppositories?"
"Since forever. It says right in the name."
"That's not what it means."
"What about those people who take analgesics to deal with constipation?"
"No one, in the entire history of humanity, has ever done that."
"I have."
"Did it work?"
"Well, no, but... oh..."