We're finding #Kale (as we use it; lots and with the stalks chopped up and steamed too) more effective than other steamed #LeafyGreens in keeping away from #Constipation.
This is not a RCT, nor direct comparison of fresh or dried types of leafy greens by weight or volume.
Added benefit: We claim, on the basis of "It feels good to say it", that leafy greens are improving complexions. 😃
"Have you see... AAAAAAAAAAH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"What are you doing with your pants down?"
"I'm trying to insert an analgesic."
"Since when are they delivered as suppositories?"
"Since forever. It says right in the name."
"That's not what it means."
"What about those people who take analgesics to deal with constipation?"
"No one, in the entire history of humanity, has ever done that."
"I have."
"Did it work?"
"Well, no, but... oh..."
Do you have IBS and painfully cycle from constipation to diarrhea? This is a subtype of IBS called IBS-Mixed (IBS-M). If this sounds like you- then this is the webinar you don't want to miss! #guthealth #diarrhea #IBS #constipation #bloating #gastrohealth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIMQoqw58GI&utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
Posted into FODMAP Everyday @fodmap-everyday-FODMAPeveryday
"If you are experiencing severe abdominal pain, blood in your stool, or have been unable to have a bowel movement for several days despite trying natural remedies and over-the-counter medications, it is important to seek medical help." https://lttr.ai/AeCeD
#constipation #opioidinducedconstipation #DrinkingHerbalTeas
Life advice for fellow devs, whenever I had #constipation it was because I somehow skipped eating raw vegetables for couple of days. Which happens almost never, as I love adding raw veggies to meals and so should you.
#Constipation often gets the sufferer told to drink more water.
Constipation is more common AIUI in the inactive and the elderly.
And another thing common AIUI in the elderly is #Hyponatremia - low sodium levels in the blood.
Symptoms read similar AIUI to #Dementia.
Balance issues, lethargy, confusion, short term memory deficits, irritability, etc. Disabling stuff.
Some hyponatremia is AIUI caused by drinking too much water.
Now to see what reduced H2O does here.
💩🙄🚽CINÉ-FARCE🚽🙄💩
Quand l'humour de papa refait surface
Mais que té un cinéphile....
#dansmonsalonqc #humour #films #constipation #sortie #qlub #windowfriday #cinema
Primary-age child #constipation rates up 60% in England and Wales - https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/feb/18/primary-age-child-constipation-rates-up-60-in-england-and-wales "Experts say greater awareness is needed of the misery that can be caused by the condition"
Is This a Thing Now?
I wonder… did I learn something new about me and my post-gastric bypass digestive system? I went on vacation for a week and my daily routine and diet both went straight down the crapper. I turned everything upside down for seven days. Then I came home and turned it all upside down again in an attempt to get back to normal.
The result? Cramping, discomfort, being unable to eat much, being unable to… ya know… do that thing that normal humans do after they eat… wink wink nudge nudge, you know what I mean? More than that, when my stomach is empty it hurts. Not eating as much as I usually do (what little I can usually eat thanks to my rewired innards) means my stomach is empty sooner and more often and I can’t tell if the pain I am feeling is because there is something wrong or I am just hungry again. I seriously can’t tell.
I think I went through something similar the last time we went away for a full week’s vacation, and I think it’s happened once since then when I was for some reason living off protein supplements instead of actual meals for a few days (why was that? I don’t remember). So I ask myself, is this a thing now? Am I learning something new about my newly rewired body? Maybe. If so I will just need to be ready for it when it happens. Consistency is kind of the key to my mental health these days and if I see this coming when I mess up my diet for an extended period then I will be better able to deal with it. Knowledge is power and stuff.
Today has been tough. It’s about 3:30pm right now and my guts have been quietly pissed off at me all day. They are rebelling, but only a little and pretty subtly. Mild pain, more like discomfort. Stuff like that. I am going to hit my daily protein goal (80 grams) with ease (I’m at 69 right now, wink wink nudge nudge say no more!). My water goal is probably also going to be hit easily (64 ounces per day) though I am way behind my usual pace at the moment. I’m at 40 right now while usually by this time of day I am somewhere in the mid-50’s. I’ll catch up. I’ve also had some persistent back pain the last few days. I suspect it is a kidney stone in the making, thought it might just be the result of the massive amount of exercise I got in Florida followed immediately by a couple of rounds of shoveling once we got home. Who knows. I have been taking Tylenol for it, which helps, but I wonder if that is affecting my stomach as well? Again, who knows.
I had 50 something years to figure out how my body worked and then three years ago I went under the knife and nuked the entire thing. Now I just have to relearn everything. I figured I would be a pro at this new life by now, but every so often post-surgical reality throws me a curve ball. It can be a pain in the ass, but I also have to admit that it’s all still a little exciting. I think I might just be a serious weirdo. Who knows.
PS: In case anyone thinks that this is me complaining about my new reality, it is not. It’s just me talking to the void and writing it down so that some hypothetical future me might accidently stumble across it someday in some hypothetical future and say, “oh yeah, I remember feeling like that.” I would go through the Gastric Bypass Surgery again in a heartbeat with absolutely zero hesitation. It was totally worth it. Totally.
#constipation #diet #food #gastricBypass #gastricBypassIssues #gastricBypassRecovery #gastricBypassSideEffects #gastricBypassSurgery #health #stomachIssues #stomachPain #weightLoss #weightLossSurgery
Some common side effects include nausea, headache, dizziness, and constipation.
Read more 👉 https://lttr.ai/AaomL
#constipation #opioidinducedconstipation #DrinkingHerbalTeas #DandelionRootTea #MedicationAssistedTreatmentProgram #SeekingMedicalAttention #RequireMedicalAttention #ZubSolv
One of the conspirators in the Lincoln assassination plot.
This page provides more information:
http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/lincolnconspiracy/powell.html
Did you know that Powell was completely constipated for more than a month after his arrest?
#USHistory #AbrahamLincoln #LewisPowell #LincolnAssassinationConspirators #Constipation
Know About The Types Of Constipation And Their Treatments
Learn about different types of constipation, their causes, and effective treatment options to relieve discomfort and promote regular bowel movements.
https://www.mrmed.in/health-library/gastroenterology/types-of-constipation
#constipation #digestivehealth #bowelhealth #healthtips #treatment
Cancers That Cause Constipation: Early Warning Signs and Symptoms
Learn about the cancers that can cause constipation and the early warning signs to watch for. Early detection is key to successful treatment.
https://www.mrmed.in/health-library/cancer-care/can-constipation-cause-cancer
#cancer #constipation #earlysigns #cancersymptoms #healthawareness
मूल बाथरूममध्ये किती वेळा जाते, यावर लक्ष ठेवणे महत्त्वाचे आहे. पोट हलके तपासल्याने बद्धकोष्ठतेची लक्षणे ओळखता येतात. वेळेत डॉक्टरांचा सल्ला घेणे गरजेचे आहे.
#Constipation #HealthyDigestiveSystem #DigestiveHealth #DrShilpaPatil #SamarthNeuro #SuperspecialityHospital #miraj #maharashtra
