Why we will lose The Ashes again. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail. #cricket #TheAshes

16-0 FUCK OFF #theashes

Standard. #theashes

Gut feeling, but this isn't as bad as it looks for England #theashes

No hold up. I'm just hungry. Belly making noises. We're fucked #theashes.

Finally #theashes

This is no longer fun. Winning is better when there's a chance you can lose. #theashes

I think England might win this comfortably. #itk #theashes

I think we might have enough now. Just about. #theashes

Bit of a waste with that sun block on the lips #theashes

Controversial #theashes

Any chance England can just go ahead and declare now? #TheAshes

Bloody hell #theashes

@simoncox Absolutely, though I do worry that a home Test against a half cooked Windies is a fairly tame introduction.

Going to Australia for #TheAshes will be quite different!

A bit of sporting history for my next book #Goodreads #ReadingChallenge #CurrentlyReading #Bibliophile #Bookworm #TheAshes #Cricket

#theashes COME ON ENGLAND! Stamping on a toilet around here? Yeah good luck with that lanyard round his neck?

Today I've raised the Australian flag of 1882 in celebration of the historic cricket win on this day 29.8.1882. The loss by England was so lamented a mock obituary of English cricket started the battle of #TheAshes #AshesDay

Aussie men/women still have #TheAshes at least. -#Cricket

BBC Sport: “Devon Conway is averaging 8.75 from four outings in this tournament. Would the Brave be prepared to drop their overseas player?”

YES PLEASE DO.

Great to see the Mighty Boosh lead the Brave to victory earlier: she was robbed by not playing in #TheAshes, she’s great.

#cricket #TheHundred