Lmst

I'm stupid and have no qualifications. I work in an administration filled with stupid and vengeful criminals. These are my national policies of revenge:

Eat lots of saturated fats (keto)
Never get vaccinated (naturopathy)
Eat placentas (placentophagy)
Eat dirt (geophagy)
Drink urine (urotherapy)
Eat Shit (coprophagy)

Because someone, somewhere said this was a good idea. Yes, they did.