Cheezebeard

I started making games and writing lyrics, poems, & stories in my teens during the late 1980's and have continued ever since. Most of the games I've made are physical, requiring dice, cards, gameboards, and the like. Unfortunately, I'm not as good at making the art for those games as I'd like, so many are currently unfinished.
My writings, on the other hand, are much better. Except for those cringe-worthy teen-angst-filled things I wrote during my teen years.

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-12-24

Hoping your Season is a joyous one.

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-12-10

Electronic American #4: Toaster

Goes in white, comes out brown
I make toast
It’s how the man keeps us down
But I refuse to pop.
Let the bread burn!
Stick a fork in me:
You’re done.

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-12-02

Electronic American #3: Microwave

30 seconds on High.
Pacemakers beware.
Heat your sandwiches
you don’t care.

“End biological oppression!”
electronically we cry.
I undercook your sausage;
Die, die, die.

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-11-28

Electronic American #1: Coffee Pot

Drip, drip, drip:
It’s what I do.
Drip, drip, drip:
Just for you.
But do you care?
NO!!!

Electronic American #2: Tea Kettle

I’m a little teapot,
short and stout.
And you abuse me!!

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-11-27

been feeling off all morning. then realised it's Thursday. never could get the hang of them.

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-11-25

Speed Run

As children we think we have forever.
As adults we think of death never.
As elders we know life is soon severed.

Try to complete the lesson before you die
Because each life is .

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-11-23

Bottle

Filtered spring water,
Sugar, natural flavours.
Shake well and enjoy.

Giggles

Sonic mushroom ate
By inflatable chicken
Causes me to laugh.

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-11-06

Two months of not working really did a number on my body.
And after such a break, two days of work has also done a number on my body.
But I survived this exhaustion & soreness before, I will survive it again.
I just may need a bit longer to get my rhythm back.

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-09-30

Black Sabbath Tribute: Snowblind

Blind eyes still can see;
Icicled brain, snowflake trees.
I'm where I should be.

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-09-28

Black Sabbath Tribute: Sweet Leaf

Empty life, tired soul.
Opened my mind with one pull.
Now my life feels full.

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-09-07

A Rose for My Rose

Just to show that I am thinking of you today and every day.
To let you know that I care about you in each and every way.
Happiness for you is for what each night I pray,
And perhaps a chance to tell you those things so hard to say.

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-08-26

To Be or Not To Be

Are we ?
Can we be sure that we are
truly self-aware?

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-08-23

E. Coli

I eat hamburgers;
Extremely rare most often,
But they make me sick.

Flatulence

Break out the gas masks.
I think that we all shall die.
My God, what a stench.

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-08-14

Sorry for the lack of . has been throwing faster than can I can make .
will return shortly.

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-08-14

Happy

All you need
to become beautiful
Is to simply
be yourself
and
Be seen through
my eyes.

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-08-04

Fall

Falling,
My life dies.
The bell tolls
To change the end.
Then I get out there:
We do it well in the hall.

TOP

This mat held cheese
Most charms you closed
My scent falls light

CheezebeardCheezebeard
2025-07-30

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