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Wäre es nicht wunderbar, wenn mit ausschalten der Nachttischlampe auch das Denken auszuschalten ginge? 💡

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Navigating The American Health...

The End Of Obesity:

Navigating The American Healthcare System

“The Medical Directors job is just to say No.”

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#ClimateDenier #ClimateDeniers #ClimateChange #GlobalWarming.

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If an hour is followed by second, what follows a second?
Answer: Third.
#joke #joking #humour.

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Rest when the internal battery is low. Productive exhaustion is a myth. Even stars collapse when they run out of fuel.

#humour #satire #silly #SelfImprovement #PersonalGrowth

#IdealLife.

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In Las Vegas a maiden named Carol
Was arrested for wearing a barrel.
She'd not drawn the joker
While playing strip poker
And lost all her other apparel

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Je vois des personnes qui s'insurgent autour d'Ary Abittan, en arguant que c'est un coup des féministes s'il ne fait pas salle comble.

Il est important de partir du principe républicain de présomption d'innocence, et d'être objectif à ce stade : peut-être que sont spectacle est juste mauvais.

Maintenant, il faut que son·sa responsable comm décide de quelle justification est la plus acceptable pour sa carrière.

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Sometimes opportunities just land in your lap.

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Strongest man in the world

This bruiser of a bartender decided he was one of the strongest men in the world so he put a thousand dollars in a fishbowl on his bar as prize money. His brag was that he would squeeze a lemon and if anyone could squeeze so much as another drop of juice out of the lemon, they could have the money.

One night a huge guy walks up to the bar and says he would like to try. The bartender promptly grabs a lemon, holds it over a glass, and squeezes mightily. About a cup of juice is in the glass. The bartender then hands the lemon rind to the big guy who squeezes for all he is worth. He gets the tiniest bit of moisture to appear on the tip of the lemon which of course is not a drop. The bartender asks him how he was able to do that and he says "Well, I'm a longshoreman and you have to be pretty strong to make it on the docks."

Another guy in a business suit walks up and says he would like to try. The bartender hands him the lemon rind and he squeezes producing about half a drop of juice which of course is not quite a drop. The bartender asks him how he was able to do that and he says "Well, I'm a lawyer and everybody knows a good lawyer can squeeze a turnip till it bleeds."

At this point, a scrawny nerd with glasses like the bottoms of coke bottles walks up and says he would like to give it a try. Everybody laughs, but the bartender hands him the lemon rind and he promptly squeezes a teaspoon of juice from the lemon. He puts the now powder dry rind on the bar and it crumbles into dust. The bartender, in amazement, asks him how he was able to do that and he says "Well, I do that everyday for a living, I work for the IRS!"

The way to a man's heart goes through his belly.

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A slick politician in a $5,000 suit rolled into a tiny, dirt-poor village in a fleet of black SUVs....

He gathered the locals and shouted, "My people! You have suffered long enough! I am here to grant you two wishes. Anything! Don't worry about the cost—I’m the one signing the checks!"

​The village elder stepped forward. "Well, sir, our first wish is for a world-class hospital. Our people are sick, and the nearest doctor is two days away."

​"Say no more!" the minister cried. He whipped out the latest iPhone, held it to his ear, and started pacing around aggressively.

​"Hello? Get me the Health Minister! Yes, I’m in the village. Listen, cancel the stadium project! I want a five-story hospital built here by Friday. Top-tier surgeons! Gold-plated stethoscopes! Get it done!"

​He slammed the phone shut, wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead, and looked at them heroically. "It’s handled. Now, what’s your second wish?"

The villagers looked at each other, then back at him. "Actually, sir... our second wish is for a mobile network tower, because there hasn't been a signal in this village for twenty years.

There once was a man named Ron Rice
whose privates were ravaged by lice
he scrubbed and he scratched,
but still more were hatched
if you've had it, you know it aint nice

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