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Nobody wants to follow Jesus and the Bible anymore 😐 "If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away." -Matthew 5:29-32

"And the Lord our God did whisper into mine ear "Clown the fools" and he doth maketh me grin, for I was going to do that anyways" - Dextaduteronomy 4:20

Impossible to be Christian: “And He said to them, ‘Go into all the world and preach the Gospel to every creature. He who believes and is baptized will be saved; but he who does not believe will be condemned. And these signs will follow those who believe: In My Name they will cast out demons; they will speak with new tongues; they will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it will by no means hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover’” (Mark 16:15-18).

Garbage pail kids: Maniac Marge

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Can't blame Gary, though..

Shady JD Vance being creepy

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"Once they go in, they never leave" BELIEVE THEM!

Trump said he is planning on sending "home grown criminals" to the Republican party's beloved El Salvador prison work camps 🤔 first in on "I didn't mean ME!" from the "AMERICA! Love it or leave it!" crowd

Musk claims 40% of the calls to change Social Security accounts were fraudulent? Then there should be a whole bunch of arrests involved 🤷 can ANYONE show me one arrest for someone involved in that accusation of fraud that DOGE has supposedly uncovered?

Don't you worry, the DNC will pull the rug out from under Bernie and AOC soon enough

I just upgraded my tool bag

"#MAGA Guitar" is actually made with Chinese 🇨🇳 components, so it is, like everything else about #Trump, a big fat fucking lie. It is the "MCGA guitar" (Make China Great Again) 👎
My 70's Rickenbacker (now my son's) and my current 5 string schecter hellraiser were BOTH made in the #USA 🇺🇸 so everytime I throw out those sic grooves, I am #MALGA (Making American Labor Great Again)