Matrix11

something, something, 3d printing, electronics, cat, puns, photography and all of the combinations
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2025-07-10
Quentined and
Tarantined by
Writtin
Directino
Matrix11 boosted:
2025-07-10

@lritter Now you are writing with portals!

The Unicode Characters U+1FBB2 and U+1FBB3 side by side. Its a stickfigure in two parts, looking stretched. Two hand drawn lines in orange and blue implying the figure passes through the portals of the eponymous franchise.
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2025-07-09

Self-OH: "Well, you see, Apple never made a device with Thunderbolt AND Lightning, as that would be very very frightening."

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2025-07-09

Picard engineering tip: Even if computers can talk now, remember how deeply stupid they are.

Matrix11 boosted:
2025-07-09

bombardier: "our new train will be called 'talent' because it's very talented at transporting passengers!"
siemens: "very nice, we are naming our new train 'desiro', it is a desirable addition to an operator's fleet.
alstom: "mmh, so we have decided to –"

stadler, crashing through the door and tumbling through the room: "well *our* new train is called 'flirt' because trains are fuggin sexy and you prudes are just afraid to say it... i wanna kiss one so badd,,"

*silence, bombardier shoots an awkward glance to alstom*

stadler: "oh yeah we also have a bilevel version called kiss mmm look at that schakuuu"

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Finally found a good way of making custom Patches for my bag! Embroidery is fun, just the vector graphics part is not.
furry artwork by @plantaek.bsky.social (not on the fedi yet) and Pride Fablab logo by @Matrix11
#Embroidery #Furry #gay

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alina arielle amelie🏳️‍⚧️🐾:nix_os:alina@girldick.gay
2025-07-04

long pressing ur power button to force shutdown a laptop feels like choking someone with a pillow to death

Matrix11 boosted:
2025-07-02

IPv4 is only protected against splashing of water, but IPv6 can withstand a jet of water

2025-07-01

Internationale Großraummine Online kaufen!

2025-06-30

Privat ICE

Ein einzelner Triebkopf eines ICE 1 (höchst wahrscheinlich) auf offener Strecke, fährt gerade ins DB Werk ein
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Lisa Lucia Kowalskycyborg42@chaos.social
2025-06-30

Thank you for traveling mit deutsche Bahn.

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2025-06-29

Happy Pride

A tank that says "Horny for boys and anxious about fascism"
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2025-06-28

True, 100% true

#CSD #Munich

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Disney distroying pride flag in the middle of the parade! This is what corporate evil looks like. Thanks for ruining my Day.
#Disney #Pride #munich #corporateeivil

Matrix11 boosted:
2025-06-28

Every company once june is over

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-27

@alyx @dan Cats love network equipment!

"I'm on the internet"

Photo of a small kitten sleeping on top of a cable modem, enjoying it's warmth.
2025-06-26

It’s pride month so read your rainbow books!

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbo

2025-06-24

Resting Bitchface - oder zu deutsch - Antipersonenmine

Matrix11 boosted:
2025-06-23

Will hier jemand ein voll funktionierendes TEK TDS 360?
Zwei Kanäle, 200 MHz, generell tolles Teil.
Ich hab nur keine Verwendung für. Ich werf mal 200€ in den Raum, Abholung in München, ist natürlich alles VB.

Gerne RT :BoostOK:

EDIT:
Ist Weg!

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xyla 🐀📈xyla@shitpost.trade
2025-06-23
a simplified drawing showing the inside of your vacuum cleaner: there's the rotating brush, the electric motor, the fan and the intake port
further up, there is kirby sucking everything into the vacuum cleaner

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