πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ OhOkKay

Author of 9 fiction novels and 600+ low content books.
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I'm here for the FUNNY!
I swear ... deal with it.
I vet follow requests.
Not a follower of followers.
🚫 NO DM UNLESS YOU KNOW ME.
lgbtqia2s+ ally

Bridges are sexy AF.
B D Cooper was Canadian CA
Level 64

#food #recipes #airfryer #writer #Canadian #Ontario
#EasternOntario #disabiled #TrigeminalNeuralgia
#embroidery #terrariums #succulents #generationJones

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2025-06-23
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2025-06-23

I paid the wrong credit card. SHIT!
Had to call them and had it reversed.
That's 30 minutes of my life I'll never get back. FML

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ OhOkKayOhOkKay@beige.party
2025-06-23

I have go do groceries in this heat.
Not looking forward to those 45 seconds I have to walk from my air conditioned house to my air conditioned car ... and then from my air conditioned car to the air conditioned store. Then I have to do it in reverse. UGH! The horror of it all.
s/

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2025-06-23

Cypripedium calceolus is a Lady's slipper orchid which happened to be flowering while we were on a recent trip to the Pyrenees and we had the privilege of seeing this rare orchid. What an absolute beauty ❀️ In Spain it is only found in Aragon and Catalonia. It is a protected orchid and guarded while in flower. #Flora #Spain #Nature #Photography #Botany #BloomScrolling #Andalucia #WildFlowers #Orchids #Rare

A picture showing Lady's slipper orchid flowers. The flower has a yellow base, shape of a shoe, 3 dark reddish leaves, one standing up straight and one on either side. One flower is in focus and the others in the background are not in focus. The flowers stand out of a green background.
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Amidst the bustling heart of New York City lies the iconic Grand Central Station. As you gaze up towards the awe-inspiring ceiling, your eyes are drawn to the three colossal windows, the large four-way clock, and the information sign that bathe the station's interior in a warm, natural glow.

#BuyIntoArt #GrandCentralStation #NewYorkCity #interior #NYC #Manhattan #IconicNYC #TravelInspiration

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Amidst the bustling heart of New York City lies the iconic Grand Central Station. As you gaze up towards the awe-inspiring ceiling, your eyes are drawn to the three colossal windows, the large four-way clock, and the information sign that bathe the station's interior in a warm, natural glow.
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Tracey Thekla RolandelliRolandelli@beige.party
2025-06-23

I’m thinking of summertime memories from when I was a kid in New Jersey. It’s distracting me from the evils in our world.

I miss fireflies.

I remember pulling out the flower part of clover flowers and we would suck the sugar out of the pollen.

A New Jersey specific thing: we would stomp on skunk cabbage in the creeks and stink up the area, lol.

I miss Cape May.

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Tracey Thekla RolandelliRolandelli@beige.party
2025-06-23

I also think my bra is trying to kill me.

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2025-06-23

Posting AI SLOP ===》Block

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2025-06-23
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2025-06-23

@JustFrank
I'm good now ...
Dreamt I was drowning.
Realized what was happening, sat straight up and starting coughing.
Huffed until I puked it out. Gaviscon doing it job now.
Tomorrow I'm tilting my bed for sure. Enough of this shit.

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2025-06-23

Be smart.
Notice everything,
But act like you Know nothing.

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I'm Just Frank being FrankJustFrank@mas.to
2025-06-23
A green background with white lettering that reads, 
Be nice to 
people because 
the world can be 
a very difficult 
place and we all 
need a little help 
sometimes.
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I did not expect "I just want to outlive these bastards." to be such a motivator in my life.

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Logan 5 and 999 othersLoganFive@beige.party
2025-06-23

People who don't care about a dystopian future are called Ohwellian.

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2025-06-23

JFC!
2AM acid reflux can suck 10 big ones!
It fuckin' burns ....

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2025-06-23

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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ OhOkKayOhOkKay@beige.party
2025-06-23

@studiofox
We've started calling them "Krazy Ketamine Kars" for obvious reasons.

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Stanley Nerdlinger IINerde@beige.party
2025-06-23

Is peeing while showering an acceptable way to save water?
(Please boost because I have to pee really bad and I’m about to take a shower.)

#poll #nerlingersjokes

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