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ToastfaceToastface
2026-03-03

I type and erased a million toots trying to explain how having depression is living life emoptionally walking a very thin line while watching others walk down a 4 lane freeway.

ToastfaceToastface
2026-03-03

Every fucking time my work puts on a lunch for everyone I miss out, and i get to watch everyone pat each othe on the back for such an amazing job they did.

So fucking tired of this place.

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J. L. WestoverMrLovenstein
2026-03-02

Secret Panel HERE 🎨 tapas.io/episode/3820469

ToastfaceToastface
2026-02-24

I took this photo 9 years ago. I often feel like my photography kind of peaked here and my motivation has dropped to almost zero.

Bright orange sunrise behind story bridge, brisbane reflect on the brisbane river.
ToastfaceToastface
2026-02-22

@jessie Trying not to think about the fact all that cat food is locked up until someone decides to pay them to feed stray cats.

ToastfaceToastface
2026-02-22

X just turned on age verification for me. I'm finally done. The harsh reality is no one over there interacts with me anyway, so it's not really a loss.

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Squidcopter Jasonsquidcopter
2026-01-29
ToastfaceToastface
2026-01-14

I keep watching Hytale content hoping for something to hook me to justify the $35 (AUD) it will cost.

ToastfaceToastface
2026-01-08

Bluesky voluntarily enforced age verification in Australia when the social media bans were introduced.

I voluntarily stopped using Bluesky.

ToastfaceToastface
2025-12-25

I have several albums in iTunes where someone has deemed I am no longer allowed to listen to the music I purchased.

ToastfaceToastface
2025-12-09

I think the Christmas period hits particularly hard on me because the expectation that I should be thankful and happy and overwhelmed with joy is higher than usual.

This time of year the pressure to pretend to be someone / something I am not can be too much to handle.

ToastfaceToastface
2025-11-19

@cmconseils Not sure if this just is an Australian thing, but yeah, we have this snack called nuts and bolts...

taste.com.au/recipes/nuts-bolt

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2025-11-12

#3167 - Car Size

Four-panel black-and-white comic.

Panel 1, caption: “100 years ago.” Two stick figures stand beside a bicycles at left. At right is an early open-top car. One figure says: “It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too.”

Panel 2, caption: “50 years ago.” Left: a large sedan; right: a small hatchback facing it. Two figures stand between them. One says: “Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one.”

Panel 3, caption: “Today.” Left: a big SUV; right: an even bigger SUV facing it. Two figures stand between them. One says: “Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk.”

Panel 4, caption: “Soon.” An armored SUV with riveted plates, side spikes, and two long roof arms holding spiked clubs at each end. Two figures standing next to it: “If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who…”

Hidden text: "'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'"
ToastfaceToastface
2025-11-12

RE: mastodon.social/@arstechnica/1

Can someone tell me what is exciting about this? It seems to just be a small form factor PC?

ToastfaceToastface
2025-11-11

I got my invite to the Digg beta! Very excited until I started reading about "AI moderation". This instantly makes me not want to get too involved, because I know it will turn to shit.

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2025-11-03

Hey there Windows gang, we're coming at you straight from red mound to give you the changelogs of the latest and greatest Windows 11 update:

- moved the start button 5 pixels to the left (task manager no longer works)
- deleted a 30 year old system component (your company's core software suite just collapsed and the corp is down 30 points on NASDAQ)
- windows file manager crashes more (promotes productivity by ensuring workers are always staring at their monitor praying file explorer doesn't crash)
- we changed the icon for teams again just to piss you the fuck off
- fixed a vulnerability that allowed you to accidentally install something other than Microsoft Edge

Total install size: 30GB

ToastfaceToastface
2025-10-23

@inlovewithpda I have always used the WhiteSur theme and icon packs. Default GNOME is by no means ugly, but the familiar OSX touches just make me feel comrfortable.

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2025-10-23

Laser clinic offers special deal on Harry Potter tattoo removals: ‘Trans rights are human rights’ www.thepinknews.com/... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

Laser clinic offers special de...

ToastfaceToastface
2025-10-20

Windows updates, where "You're 100% there!" means you still have 4 more inutes to go.

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