Well, there goes my fucking weekend. Wake up, folks—Cybernews says 16 billion logins (yeah, billion) have been dumped online from 30 different datasets—infostealer malware + past breaches. This isn't some mega hack of Apple or Google—but your credentials for those services still got scooped.

So what am I doing for the next 48 hours? Password spring-cleaning is the only fucking way. Here's the drill:

🔑 Reset all your important logins.

Use a password manager or switch to passkeys—no more “Password123!”

Turn on 2FA everywhere.

Check Have I Been Pwned to see what popped up.

Yes, it sucks. Yes, it’s annoying. But if you’re not securing shit now, you’re asking for account takeovers, phishing, identity theft—basically a dumpster fire for your personal life.

So, if you care about your shit—or just want your weekend back—do the work. Change. Secure. Breathe. 🙌

https://cybernews.com/security/billions-credentials-exposed-infostealers-data-leak/

@franklinlopez simultaneously happy and mad you posted this

Peak #capitalism was putting ads on receipts. Like why tf do I need to buy more garbage???

Who would have thought that capitalists would be the undoing of capitalism

Of course, never do this. Explicitly avoid doing this, using this very diagram.

I guess the judge was right, I am a degenerate

When you've been nice to someone and they don't disclose they have a significant other, and you find out through stalking their social media...
Eeeeeekkkkk 🤢

#shitpost

@BigJesusTrashcan dude got it

#Shitpost

I donate $5 a month to Signal because I use it constantly. If you use it and $5 isn't a lot of money for you, maybe you should donate too!

https://signal.org/donate/

@signalapp

Luigi's phone call rn

According to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, there are 211,230 remaining CEOs in America.

:just_saying:

#CEO #UnitedHealthCare #JustSayin

@BigJesusTrashcan that's what I like to wake up to

@roadblock161_ more capitalist propaganda like time management then.

I have pondered the definition of meritocracy, if someone you know has great skills you need, and you select them, is it nepotism because you know them? Or is meritocracy only for complete strangers? Are we even implementing meritocracy in our systems or relationships?

@roadblock161_ meritocracy is dead, and hanging on the wall

@dan613 hopefully within 4 years

About to see Gladiator 2, a movie about the elites forcing poor people to fight each other for their amusement.

Why not just call it America 2024?

Man said 'fck it'

Hunter Biden's pardon shows rulebook being rewritten
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gplr65prno