#Shitpost
I made this for a very specific discord discussion #shitpost
Call me Apt because that's a lot to unpack
Did you turn it off and on again? Did you sign out and sign back in? Did you unplug it and plug it back in? Did you shake it gently? Did you listen for a rattling sound? Did you blow on it? Did you whisper to it? Did you ask its true name? Did you remove the essence of what makes it what it is, and not what it is not? Did you give its existence a new purpose? Did you kill it and bring it back to life? Did you? You shouldn't have.
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Hmm. There is potential here.
I REALLY should start posting life drama updates like I am some kind of war correspondent 🤣🤣 -Allēna
Antennae for USB-C wireless connection when
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/UsbCHardware/s/zVhbxXWJ3z
#shitpost
the newly open-sourced Microsoft edit is better than the AI-Powered Notepad in Windows 11
#windows #edit #microsoft #opensource #foss #windows11 #notepad #shitposting #shitpost
