Alexander K‮kn‭li

Senior SecEng at AWS (but obviously does not speak for his employer). alech.de

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[realhackhistory@home]#realhackhistory@chaos.social
2025-08-31

This clip from 2001 about computer viruses, I’ve been doing some research into internet worms and stumbled across it.
youtu.be/Zrm3nifT1H4?si=cIYr08

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2025-08-31

Liebe Fedimäuse

Ich möchte eure Aufmerksamkeit auf eine Fedi-Flohmarkt-Plattform lenken. :fediverse:

Ich verfolge diese schon etwas länger, doch habe das Gefühl dass es keinen Nachschub an Nutzer*innen gibt.
Sehr schade eigentlich, da es eine open source alternative zu Kleinanzeigen, eBay & Co. im Fediverse darstellt.

Schaut sie euch an, sie ist schlicht und einfach, aber mehr braucht es auch nicht.

Ihr düft den Beitrag gern teilen :boost_requested:

adminforge.de/tools/flohmarkt-

#marktplarz #flohmarkt #fediverse #fedi #fediflohmarkt #kleinanzeigen #verschenken #verkaufen #kaufen #gebrauchtes

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2025-08-31

The Macintosh Horizontal Product is what happens when you lose dimensional stabilisers for a bit and land about six stops too far from your own dimension-space. This one tried to attack multiple times, but seemed to settle down when fed.

You don’t want to know what it eats.

A photo of a Macintosh Horizontal Product. It looks like a PowerBook 190 that went through some kind of dimensional disassembler and reassembler. Nothing is where it should be and frankly it looks like it may attack.
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Eepy Lukas :neocat_flag_nb: :neocat_flag_bi: :neocat_flag_gay:mcalel@tech.lgbt
2025-08-31

woag,,

a mug that says "freak in the sheets" with the excel logo
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Jay Holler 🐀jay@macaw.social
2025-08-31
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Coffeedate with ADHDadhd_coffee
2025-08-29
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Flippin' 'eck, Tucker!losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-08-29

BBC Breakfast this morning had a long segment about the 30th anniversary of Windows 95. So what vintage computer did they put in the studio as a handy prop?

#windows95

Some Windows 95 and MSDOS software boxes around a Macintosh SE computer
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Kropotkinson (we are all 🇵🇸)amici@fribygda.no
2025-08-29
[screenshot from a social media conversation]

[user "the-modern-typewriter"]

“How can you not be angry?”

“I am angry,” the werewolf said. “But unlike you, I don’t have the luxury of showing it without being called a monster. Without someone taking it as a sign of proof that I need to be put down like a rabid dog, that I’m just like what the stories tell you.”

“But everyone gets angry...that’s human.”

“Up until the point when you’re not human.”

[user "mckitterick"]

such a wonderful metaphor for anyone Othered by society
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The Sleight Doctor 🃏ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world
2025-08-29

Perhaps it's time to tap the chart again. Left-handed people were once seen as sinister (the word sinister, from Latin, originally meant "left" or "on the left side") so kids were forced to be right-handed. However, with advances in science it became clear that brains were hard-wired for handedness, and society began to accept it as normal. The number of left-handers rose dramatically, but plateaued at 12% in the 60s and has stayed steady since.

This is a post about trans and non-binary people.

Chart showing the prevalence of left-handedness since 1880. It skyrockets from 3% in the early 20th century to 12% in the 1960s, when it flatlines at remains constant to the present.
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katie •ᴗ•mi@twoot.site
2025-08-29

your browser isn't supported please use a different browser
your os isn't supported please use a different computer
your email contains an invalid character please get a new email address
character limit exceeded please change your name
your name contains an invalid character please stop being french
please transition to a supported gender
please change your street name so our satnav can understand it
please relocate to a supported time zone
invalid character, please reform the orthography of the language you speak
please grow a second arm to continue
please ensure both of your eyes are the same colour
please invent time travel and go back in time to subtly alter the circumstances of your birth to a supported year

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lucie lukas "minute" hartmannmntmn
2025-08-28

have you ever seen that if you access a certain address in a ddr3 chip, it kind of crashes and needs to be reset to work normally again?

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This was pushed out with a rushed security review, a coerced and unwilling engineering team, and in full opposition to our supposed company values.

If you don't want it, tell them. Social media and support forums. Leadership won't listen to employees. github.blog/changelog/2025-08-

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2025-08-28

The star trek future we have at home:

Comic in which the enterprise bridge crew ask data for an analysis of a romulan warbird and he responds with typical LLM word salad confusing it with klingons and then spouting adverts and racist nonsense.
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2025-08-28

Now that the President of the United States has sent the military to take over American cities and oppress civilians, I thought it would be fun to check in with the men who claimed to be terrified about this happening a decade ago when the president was Black. skepchick.org/2025/08/checking

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Regionales Retro-Rechenzentrum3rz@freiburg.social
2025-08-27

Wir probieren’s nochmals :)

Wir möchten einen schönen (Desktop-)Computer der frühen 80er Jahre aus Augsburg vor dem Schrott retten, bräuchten dafür aber etwas Hilfe vor Ort.

Wer möchte in Augsburg einen Computer mit Festplatte und 12“ Grünmonitor abholen, und uns (gegen aufgerundete Kostenerstattung) zusenden nach Freiburg?

Wir könnten HP-BASIC 5.1 darauf ausführen, oder gar HP-UX 2.0.

Ruhm und Ehre wären euch sicher. Und sinnloser Elektroschrott vermieden.

#grünmonitorflair #retrocomputing #augsburg

Alexander K‮kn‭lialech@chaos.social
2025-08-27

@bini_adamczak Der offizielle NASA-Stream scheint weniger Infos zu haben, dafür keine Werbung: youtube.com/watch?v=H999s0P1Er0

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2025-08-27

Wusstet ihr, dass es einen livestream von der ISS gibt, auf dem ihr - so lange das Signal empfangen werden kann - die Erde so sehen könnt wie sie jetzt gerade unter der Raumstation hinweg gleitet?
youtube.com/watch?v=fO9e9jnhYK8

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Inch in Sommerlauneinch@dresden.network
2025-08-27

Ich habe nen ollen #Laptop. Auf dem würde ich gerne mal dieses #Linux ausprobieren.
Gibts jemanden im #Fediverse, der oder die physisch zwischen #Dessau und #Köthen wohnt oder von da gut mit dem #Fahrrad zu erreichen ist und mir das #installieren , erklären und später helfen kann?
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Graydon Hoaregraydon@types.pl
2025-08-27

@lmorchard good christ the number of conversations I've had about jobs that go like

me: "you understand I'm 100% remote"
them: "yup"
me: "I won't move to your city"
them: "course"
me: "absolute deal breaker"
them: "it's cool bro"
me: "I cannot negotiate on this"
them: "we love remote"
me: "I will literally quit if this is a job requirement"
them: "remote-o-rama!"

...
hours later
...

them: "but 3 days/wk in-office, obvs"

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Aster Spell Casterasterism@ni.hil.ist
2025-08-27
A person is holding back another person who is trying to dive lovingly into a pile of glass jars. The holder says, "You have enough empty jars" the diver responds, "But they have potential"

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