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Happy Caturday!

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The federal government seems to be liquidating its supply of COVID tests, and you can get 300 or more free. That's supposedly the minimum, although I ordered 300, and they sent me 360 because they come in boxes of 120.

I'm now essentially "that lady in a hat who keeps trying to give everyone free COVID tests."

The tests I got expire in July, and the page says the program was still active as of yesterday, so get some for your community!

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1cm3L20wSAkVpvm3YufXEyX7j3viaeGZSwCIOz2_eunY/mobilebasic

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When Trump Was Your Age, He Had TWO WOODEN DOLLS, And They Both Looked Like His Mom https://www.wonkette.com/p/when-trump-was-your-age-he-had-two

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#TrumpTax

Via Carl Quintanilla:

TELSEY begins tracking price increases over the past week. Some highlights:

* Abercrombie jeans: up 33%

* Amazon Echo: up 38.5%

* Target / Barbie doll: up 42.9%

As @emptywheel points out: " #Trump making it more expensive to plunge the shit that is clogging your toilet, quite literally."

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It's hypocrisy to call yourself a Christian and chase away a refugee or someone seeking help, someone who is hungry or thirsty, toss out someone who is in need of my help... If I say I am Christian, but do these things, I'm a hypocrite. —Pope Francis

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My sister wrote this in response to *motions to everything * that’s not giving anyone a chance to breathe, and I wanted to share her wisdom.

Boss, it’s the #fascism.

#resist

Me: | don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

#caturday belly rub

Fluffy cat sleeping on his back, hand rubbing his white belly fur.

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Don’t forget that a small handful of Republicans in the House and Senate could put a stop to all of this.

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We’re all living through the "First they came for..." poem right now and it fucking sucks.

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#USpol

screenshot of a post by Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey:

Trump's statement after arresting
Wisconsin judge:
"I expect the legal profession to understand that the nation is not here for them but they are here for the nation... From now on, I shall intervene in these cases and remove from office those judges who evidently do not understand the demand of the hour."

I lied, that was Hitler in 1942. But the fact that you liked the statement is pretty damning.

[Apr 25, 2025]

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Make it happen #America!

Happy Friday and by the way I have lost my tolerance for the sound of plastic food wrappers being crinkled and crumpled incessantly.
Just saying.

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“Kindness begins with the understanding that we all struggle.” —Charles Glassman

#quotesaboutlife #lifequotes #inspiration #wisdom #motivation #positivevibes #quotestoliveby #lifelessons #quotes #selfimprovement #mindfulness #happiness #personalgrowth #empowerment #love #truth #life #reflect #thoughts #dailyquotes #quoteoftheday #inspireothers #lifeisbeautiful #mentalhealth #success #gratitude #philosophy #joy #hope #dreambig

Here it is...the perfect moment for House Republicans to grow a pair, de-emasculate themselves and join enmasse to neutralize the TFG.
They might even be able to hold back the blue and purple wave that is forming out there.
Can they do it?

#uspol

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