Andrew Jimenez

Engineer @PatchMyPC, Specializing in #ConfigMgr, #Intune, application deployment, device management, #PowerShell and more.

Interested in automation technologies including Home Assistant. General nerd.

Andrew Jimenez boosted:
2025-05-03

What I do when I feel like my life is out of control:
1.) Clear %TEMP%
2.) Clear C:\Windows\Temp
3.) Run cleanmgr.exe
4.) Run patchmypc.exe
5.) Delete stuff in %APPDATA% I don't have anymore

Andrew Jimenez boosted:
2025-05-02
Andrew Jimenez boosted:
2025-04-26

Honestly I can get behind this. #nbpy

A photo of a slide at a talk. It reads: DO NOT WANT: work on ads, work on weapons, abet genocides, make the world worse, use Microsoft Teams
2025-04-22

@macrumors I wish they would keep the international and data-only sim options for these unlimited plans as well. Those are keeping me from switching.

Andrew Jimenez boosted:
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2025-04-07

Good executives describe their expectations in terms of outcomes. They let their staff—who inherently ought to have a better understanding of the mechanics of the processes they are responsible for—determine the appropriate methods to get things done. Leaders getting too involved in details are (correctly) derided as "micromanagers".

When you see an executive mandating a tool or process *over the objections* of their staff, that's a sign of managerial incompetence.

infosec.exchange/@barubary/114

Andrew Jimenez boosted:
2025-04-07

I’m honored to be the recipient of the Sean Kearney #PowerShell Spirit award at #pshsummit

Sean was a huge influence on the PowerShell community, and I’m truly humbled. His positivity, passion, and impact continue to live on through the people he inspired.

Andrew Jimenez boosted:
2025-03-28

Hey Mastodon, question for my #sysadmin and #DevOps types. Has anyone used #Pester and #PSScriptAnalyzer to set up unit testing for test driven development, particularly on (relatively) simple #PowerShell scripts like you might use for application detection, installation, and uninstallation from a system like #SCCM #Intune or #ManageEngine ?

Apologies for the buzzword bingo, but I’m trying to reach folks who may be following the hashtags, but not necessarily have a connection otherwise.

#TDD #unittests

Andrew Jimenez boosted:
2025-03-19

The thing to keep in mind about Large Language Models (LLMs, what people refer to as AI, currently) is even though human knowledge in the form of language is fed into them for their training, they are only storing statistical models of language, not the actual human knowledge. Their responses are constructed from statistical analysis of context of prior language used.

Any appearance of knowledge is pure coincidence. Even on the most “advanced” models.

Language is how we convey knowledge, not the knowledge itself. This is why a language model can never actually know anything.

And this is why they’re so easy to manipulate into conveying objectively false information, in some cases, maliciously so. ChatGPT and all the other big vendors do manipulate their models, and yes, in part, with malice.

#LargeLanguageModels #LLM #AI #NotAI #ChatGPT #ChatGPTIsNotAI #MaliciousAI #NotIntelligent #ArtificialIntelligence

Andrew Jimenez boosted:
2025-01-29
modern website design
a sketch of a website for Company

there is a VERY BIG BANNER in the middle with text that says "use our shit, you should really use our shit, please use our shit" and a button that says "button text" and an image that says "[image of a guy being happy because he's a stock photo]"

the text in red says "i don't read any of this shit"

"i actually just go here" and it points to the top right log in and sign up buttons
Andrew Jimenez boosted:
2025-01-02

Welcome to the public domain, THE SKELETON DANCE (1929). 🎞️ 🎶👻 Walt Disney Studios' first Silly Symphony cartoon is a wordless masterpiece of synchronized animation & music featuring dancing skeletons in a graveyard.

Learn more about the creative works from 1929 & sound recordings from 1924 that have moved into the public domain in the US in 2025: blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/we

Andrew Jimenez boosted:
2024-12-15

Kids finally in bed? Perfect time to finalize those CFP submissions. Let's turn those bedtime stories into conference tales! 🌜📖 Submit your #PSConfEU 2025 abstracts: https://sessionize.com/psconfeu25 #PowerShell #Automation #IT #Sweden #Svenska

A cute and cozy image of a guinea pig wrapped in a blanket, munching on a carrot. The poster announces the 'FINAL DAY' to submit papers for PowerShell Conference Europe 2025, on a yellow background.
Andrew Jimenez boosted:
2024-11-12

The next AZSMUG (Arizona Systems Management User Group) Meeting is around the corner - Friday, Nov 15th at phoenixNAP. We'll have some great sessions and an awesome sponsor! azsmug.gitbook.io/arizona-syst

#SCCM #Intune #microsoft #windows365 #ConfigMgr

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KSev ARM32🌻🚲🇳🇴 :donor:severud@infosec.exchange
2024-11-05

Easily install and update apps on your home PC
"Patch My PC Home Updater makes it easy to update hundreds of popular apps on your home PC automatically. We support a wide range of categories, including browsers, media players, utilities, security tools, and productivity software."
#PatchMyPC
patchmypc.com/home-updater

PAtch My PC Home Updater 5 showing installed apps and those with newer versions available.
2024-11-05

@EdTittel Hey Ed! I work for #PatchMyPC. I'll pass this feedback on to the team! Thanks for trying out the home updater!

2024-11-04

The next AZSMUG (Arizona Systems Management User Group) Meeting is around the corner - Friday, Nov 15th at phoenixNAP. We'll have some great sessions and an awesome sponsor! azsmug.gitbook.io/arizona-syst

#SCCM #Intune #microsoft #windows365 #ConfigMgr

Andrew Jimenez boosted:
2024-11-02

When people talk about fertility crisis I remember they gave millennial teens fake $1000 electronic babies that scream at night to convince them having children is terrible

Andrew Jimenez boosted:
2024-11-02

Apparently a problem with new young staff is they demand a Macbook because that's all they know then they want a Windows VM because that's where they actually do the job they went to college for.

Macbooks + Chromebooks = Children growing up without the tools to succeed
Andrew Jimenez boosted:
2024-11-02

in-person voting is so fucking bonkers like I'm sorry you're rolling up to some elementary school & waiting in line for 2 hours with notes in hand about which city council member is best? thanks but I'll fill out my ballot at home with 85 open browser tabs like god intended

2024-10-26

@TechConnectify I just stayed at a hotel and this was the mini fridge in every room.... Kept things quite cold honestly!

Blue Galanz mini fridge featured in Technology Connections videos
2024-10-22

@jerry hoping everyone is ok!

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