capybaraz

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total nerd shit. philly.

#TheCrimeCats daily.
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2025-05-02

it's #bandCampFriday which means today is a cool day to buy my band's album. check out some surfy weirdo punk rock. join the cult of #DollarEater

dollareater.bandcamp.com/album

2025-05-02

it's #bandCampFriday which means today is a cool day to buy my band's album. check out some surfy weirdo punk rock. join the cult of #DollarEater

dollareater.bandcamp.com/album

2025-05-02

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say never try too hard, especially at work.

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

a striped cat sits and thinks "you could be as bad at your job as your shittiest coworker and still have your job."
2025-05-02

in tonight's episode of #mothershipRPG we learned that the opposite of disappointment is kissing.

#ttrpg #tabletopRPG #rpg

2025-04-30

this #TheCrimeCats commish made it to its home this week!

a drawing of a cat standing next to a table, reaching for a slice of bread on a plate thinking "let's get this literal bread."
2025-04-30
2025-04-30

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say i sat in front of this piece of paper for almost an hour with the deafening mechanical screech of this fucking truck obliterating my capacity for thought so this is what you get today. someone invent quiet pressure washers.

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

a scribbled over drawing of a cat clutching its ears and thinking "there's a pressure washer truck outside giving me psychic damage"
2025-04-29

i missed it live but #dollarEater was on the radio in #rochesterNY yesterday! i don't know how this happened but it's very rad, thanks WAYO 104.3!

you can listen to dollar eater here: dollareater.bandcamp.com/album

#punk #surfRock #noiseRock #DIYmusic

2025-04-29

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say where do you think the money the stock market "loses" goes? as a huge rube, i imagine it goes up to the stars, to become the light that guides us in the night sky, and not back into the pockets of the oligarchs. that must be it.

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

a cat sits and thinks "the stock market is astrology for the rich, if astrology killed us."
2025-04-28

@erikcats i don't use it a ton (my partner uses it for stained glass mostly), but when i do it's to fix minis and it is absolutely essential! highly recommend.

2025-04-28

lil man's wrist broke while he was in storage so today we're doin surgery in anticipation of my friday crew returning to our #mystara #OSE campaign. this is the goblin druid, Kudi Grababír, who got psychic powers from eating extraterrestrial fungus and is now on a mission to prove the heliocentric model of the universe. he is also a loving father to a protoceratops pup named Lemmy. gotta paint him one of these days.

#ttrpg #tabeltopRPG #miniatures #heroForge

a closeup of a goblin miniature in the process of having his fireball-wielding arm reattached. he's held together with one of those little pinchy magnifying glass armature devices. no idea what it's called.
2025-04-28

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say do your part to keep their disease from spreading.

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

a cat fires a rocket launcher at the blue origin space ship and thinks "don't let billionaires escape the planet."
2025-04-27

hello to all the new followers and thanks to all the people who liked and reposted today's comic! it means the world to me that anyone anywhere likes my silly drawings enough to show them to other people on the internet :)

2025-04-27

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say the real estate of your mind is being squatted by the corporations. they don't need or want your consent, so don't ever give it.

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

a cat with striped spots points a gun at a television. the screen says "buy!" and the cat thinks "advertising is psychic assault."
2025-04-26

did you know you now get #TheCrimeCats bonus content in two flavors if you join my ko-fi? for the next... year and change(?) i'm posting old crime cats that only went up on my now disused instagram with their secret names. the value has never been better! ko-fi.com/TheCrimeCats #theCrimeCats

2025-04-26

i'm not catholic but i NEED the mouthwash to HURT because i have been BAD to my TEETH

2025-04-26

good show last night at the khyber with #QuietMan and #NorthernLiberties and some others whose names i didn't catch. #heavy #weirdo #punk #metal

quiet man at khybernorthern liberties at khyber
2025-04-26

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say we haven't done a silly one in a bit, so today it's motherfuckin' pancake time.

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

a cat leaps towards a pile of pancakes while holding two forks and thinks "motherfuckin' pancake time."
2025-04-25

today is #TheCrimeCats birthday! three straight years of drawing dumb cat comics every day. i've drawn them in advance a few times when i expected my internet access to be limited while traveling, but i don't think i've missed a single day. to celebrate, i'm going to begin posting older crime cats to my ko-fi, starting with this: the very first. if you didn't follow me on instagram when i first started posting crime cats, this is a cool way to see the ones you missed. ko-fi.com/TheCrimeCats

a little cat with a squiggly tail and a blep sits and thinks "crimes."

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