@alice
These cakes are pan. 🤔

@brownsbay
One reason I don't let dogs lick my face. #gross

@dave_heumann
I have so much tea already, including 9 x 250/300gm bricks of pu'erh, or I'd buy some. ☕

I've just marked down all my green teas 12%, for ye teafarers

I've kept them well, most of them in deep freeze, so that the flavors and aromas are intact

https://sparrowtailteas.com/collections/green-teas

#tea #greentea #organictea

Well shit...

95% of profits at major healthcare companies go to shareholders, not services
https://studyfinds.org/healthcare-company-profits-shareholders/

The few properly recognized women and black scientists are quickly having their biographies wiped from US records and institutions. Please maintain a record of them. https://www.space.com/the-universe/earth/scientists-alarmed-as-rubin-observatory-changes-biography-of-astronomer-vera-rubin-amid-trumps-push-to-end-dei-efforts

@mattblaze
I still love my Ordinance Survey maps. But they're useless here. ☹️
We did get the local topo maps when my roommate and I moved to the Santa Cruz mountains. I wish I knew where they were now

Dear Fediverse,

I need some help to survive in this capitalist dystopia, which means I need money :neocat_laugh_sweat: Specifically I'm looking for a fulfilling position focused on helping disadvantaged folx. Although one that pays well and isn't evil would do in a pinch 💁‍♀️

Many of y'all know me and what I stand for, but here's the pitch anyway:

What I offer:
- like 15 years working with uncomfortably large data
- experience as head of data, head of analytics, sr. manager of data science, and sr. analyst across several industries (primarily gaming, but also fintech, construction, AI, and B2B/B2C/C2C marketplaces)
- skills in SQL, Python, statistics, psychology, management, data science, data privacy, research, roguelikes, and other useful things
- a unique blend of work and education history that make me really good at predicting how people react to things

What I need:
- a full-time, salaried position paying $200k+ USD (with flexible time off)
- remote work (but I'm fine occasionally visiting a Seattle-based office)

What I prefer:
- working on novel projects, for organizations that make humanity better in a tangible way
- working with departments like trust & safety, fraud-prevention, user experience, or R&D
- not working for departments like sales & marketing

Finally, thank you all for being amazing and supportive 💝 💝 I'm so lucky to have the friends and contacts I've made here, and I really appreciate any help you can give.

(You can also just throw money at me if you want 💁‍♀️ buymeacoffee.com/alice.watson)

#GetFediHired #LFW #LookingForWork #Data #Analytics #DataPrivacy #PleaseBoost

@ai6yr
Dog thinking "this is a 3 human night".

If you needed something positive today, here it is.

@ai6yr
It's crazy! I haven't heard of a swarm this long-lasting.

@ai6yr
I've already forgotten... When did this all start?

@ai6yr
Keep munching!

@BBCNews @top-stories-BBCNews
PFI was a bonkers idea from the start and this goes to show what a complete nonsense it has been. Thanks #tonyblair 😡

Black salt, which you can get from most Indian grocery stores, is often pink. It gives an "eggy" flavor to scrambled tofu.

https://lovingitvegan.com/vegan-tofu-scramble/#recipe

#Egg #Eggs #EggPrice #EggPrices #Vegan #VeganFood #Inflation #Food #Cooking #Tofu #VeganFood #Inflation #GreedFlation #BirdFlu #H5N1

@vegdc
I've been using black salt for years, it adds a wonderful flavor to anything. I haven't tried to make mung bean "eggs" yet because I don't really care about replacing eggs.

@mattblaze
🤷‍♂️

@MiBaWi
Did something happen? 🤔

@violetblue
OMG, he's so cute!

@mattblaze @violetblue
Likewise in Olympia, WA.