hackser

Uh... Mostly human?

2025-06-18

Vorhin aus Versehen auf der Couch eingeschlafen, scheinbar nur für ein paar Minuten, aber seit dem ist mein gesamtes Zeitgefühl komplett im Eimer.

Picture related.

A bearded, grizzled, Robin Williams shouting 'WHAT YEAR IS THIS' which is also the caption.
2025-06-17

@tazgetroete Scheiß rückwärts gewandte katholische Denke.

2025-06-17

Ich liebe mittelständische Unternehmen.
Gestern bei einem Online Shop #vegan Würstchen bestellt und zu spät gesehen, dass sie noch eine dritte Sorte haben. Dinge zur Order hinzufügen ist zwar nicht drin, aber da ist ja eine Telefonnummer. Zwar nach Bürozeiten, aber heute morgen eine Email als Antwort auf meine Mailbox Nachricht bekommen und einen guten Lösungsvorschlag bekommen. Von einem echten Menschen!

Großes Lob an Damhus: damhus.de/

#noai
-> grillwurst-shop.de/

2025-06-16

Having a robotic vacuum is a bit like having a cat:

Makes weird noises during the most inopportune times, bumps into you and complains about it being your fault, weirdly territorial and eliciting the occasional exasperated yell: "STOP EATING WIRES YOU DUMB FUCK"

2025-06-16

On that note; backups? What's that?

2025-06-16

Almost had a heartattack because my #selfhosted vaultwarden was 404ing.
As did the etherpad and gitea.
Did my box explode? Why was it down? Did I botch an upgrade?

No. It was just a completely filled disk which made the docker compose fall over.

Maybe I should invest some time into monitoring all of this?

Nah, it won't happen again, surely.

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2025-05-22

"The benefit of others" in means primarily the benefit of a tiny, immensely exploiting class of who make us struggle to subsist amid plenty.

"The benefit of others" in means the benefit of all members of .

Do these really seem the same to you?

2025-05-07

Kollege: "Können wir diese Imports hier aus den compilerOptions löschen?"
Me: "Keine Ahnung, warum willst du das tun?"
Kollege: "Weiß nicht, wenn ich was nicht verstehe versuche ich es zu löschen und ich glaub ich will diese imports nicht"

Interessanter Ansatz, muss ich schon sagen.

2025-04-08

Es frustriert jedes Mal aufs Neue wenn die default Ratschläge für geistiges Wohlbefinden (geh mal in die Sonne, mach mal Sport, Trink genug Wasser) tatsächlich dafür sorgen dass es mir besser geht.

I mean 'Yes it works' but it also doesn't. Ya know?

2025-04-04

@usi Tatsächlich bin ich deinem Beispiel ziemlich genau ein Jahr später gefolgt, Juli '24 gekündigt, tatsächlich auf gut Glück und erstmal ein paar Monate Auszeit gemacht. Beste Entscheidung der letzten paar Jahre und jetzt bei einem Unternehmen gelandet das Mitarbeiter scheinbar doch wertschätzt und respektiert :)
Spannenderweise wurde 'mein' Projekt 2 Tage nach meiner Kündigung einfach komplett eingestellt... hmmm :D

2024-08-09

@fzer0 conflicted

2024-03-11

@woozle I love the upbeat and 'I can do this'-vibes this track makes me feel. It has a late summer feeling that I can't quite explain.

2024-03-11

Thanks Postman for putting ads directly into your software.
If Insomnia hadn't also pivoted to being as intrusive I would have switched already.

A partial screenshot of the Postman User Interface, a light blue banner is present at the top of the window with the text: 'Learn from experts and join the Postman community at POST/CON 24. Register by March 26 to save 30%.'
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Another Angry Womanstavvers@masto.ai
2024-03-08

ancient greek philosophy

[edited 8/3/24 to add a continuation of the thread]

karcatgirl-vantas: the default way for things to taste is good.  we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good.  conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad.  interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch.  the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious.  and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience.  so what the fuck
skluug: this is what ancient greek philosophy is likeace-disgrace-on-the-case: False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well. The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious. I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

professionalchaoticdumbass: "touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate" i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that. therefore, the Default Object is: beautiful, makes a horrendous sound, smells absolutely awful, is very fragile,tastes delicious. and i still cannot think of anything that matches thisbehold, the default object.
Picture of a chicken
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2024-03-01

Me: "I am restless and want to do something."
Brain: "The house has places that need cleaned."
Me: "I am restless and want to do something."

​:pikajoy:​

2024-02-21

Kunde: 'Ich würde sagen wir deployen dann Freitag um 14 Uhr und testen am Samstag.'

Keine Frage ob zu der Zeit dann jemand von uns überhaupt da ist um bei Bedarf zu supporten.
Mein Handy wird stumm geschaltet.

2024-01-29

@tazgetroete Ist doch auch eine seiner Forderungen: Einreiseverbot für kriminelle Ausländer.

2024-01-19

My Kensington Orbit trackball is starting to miss clicks after only /checks order history/ 8 short years.
I could have sworn that wasn't that long ago.

Is this what getting older feels like?

2024-01-19

@ErikUden People _really_ dislike being corrected in a passive aggressive style, so I don't, even though I would like to.

2024-01-19

(Meetings > 5 Minutes) >>>>>>

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