OK, it's time for another "Nothing fuckin' worked" tale from Drop-In Time today in case you have gotten the wrong idea about my skills or knowledge. Five people. Five (at least partial) failures. It happens.
Marge had an Android phone filthy with pop-ups and thought she had a virus (narrator: of course she didn't have a virus). We booted it into safe mode and started pulling apps off of it. Marge is 87 and had 193 apps because she has grandchildren.