Laurent Couvidou :gamedev:

Maker of Brain-Dead Enemy AI

Laurent Couvidou :gamedev: boosted:
2025-07-07

I've knitted together the wide shot of the Andromeda galaxy I did from my balcony in June with the closeup I did a couple of days ago from the country side... Dont' took too close into it, you'll find stars in double 😅

#astronomy #astrophotography

M31, the Andromeda galaxy.
Laurent Couvidou :gamedev:lorancou@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-07-06

@ludovic
True audiophiles only use these $3000 headphones though, because they're true audiophiles

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Dr. Zalka Csenge VirĂĄgTarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social
2025-06-27

Every time you vent about parenting someone bursts in like the Kool-Aid man with "Have you tried..."

No.

Just stop.

So if you are on the struggle bus, let me bust in:

NO amount of gentle parenting, advice, regulation, meditation mindfulness, psychology, or any kind of mojo will make you a "good enough" parent to prevent your toddler completely losing the entirety of their shit about getting the wrong color cup.

Not your fault. There. Not. Your. Fault.

#parenting

Laurent Couvidou :gamedev: boosted:
2025-06-26
A two-panel meme featuring a man in a red jacket (Drake). The top panel shows him rejecting the concept of "Driverless vehicles," while the bottom panel shows him approving "Vehicleless drivers." The background is yellow.
Laurent Couvidou :gamedev: boosted:
2025-06-25

I'm curious to know how many people on the Fediverse are multilingual compared to non-multilingual.

How many languages are you fluent in (that is, you can either read, speak, and/or write it to get by in most situations)? Feel free to boost this to increase the sample size, and feel free to comment which languages you're fluent in!

#AskFedi #Poll #Language

Laurent Couvidou :gamedev: boosted:
2025-06-24

This is very aggressively (perhaps too aggressively) stated, but he's absolutely right. People are all worried their ideas are gonna be "stolen", and my friends, I can assure you that won't be the problem.

"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats" -- Howard Aiken, Computer Engineer, via IEEE
Laurent Couvidou :gamedev: boosted:
Fesshole đŸ§»fesshole
2025-06-24

My husband and I arrived at a party and their dog was too excited. I offered to take her for a walk and we jogged around the nearby fields for the next three hours. When we got back, my husband looked pleased to see me and we said goodbye. That is my favourite party ever.

Laurent Couvidou :gamedev: boosted:
2025-06-19

Look people, no matter how much we destroy the Earth by polluting it with CO₂, microplastics, PFAS, etc. everywhere, and even if AMOC shuts down and both the Greenland and Antarctic ice sheets melt, the Earth will still be infinitely more habitable than Mars. Mars is a shithole and we're not going.

Laurent Couvidou :gamedev: boosted:
Le Monde.frlemonde
2025-06-19
Laurent Couvidou :gamedev: boosted:
2025-06-17
A drawing of a fox looking at a glowing butterfly. The caption reads, "you don't need to know how to fix everything today, just figuring out the next step is enough"
Laurent Couvidou :gamedev: boosted:
2025-06-12

Cette image du Sénat ce soir est l'image de la honte et de l'insulte faite aux océans.

Loin des projecteurs de Nice, oĂč le prĂ©sident se vante d'accueillir le monde entier pour un sommet des ocĂ©ans dont il ne ressort quasiment rien pour le moment, ses sĂ©nateurs ont dĂ©sertĂ© l'examen de la proposition de loi de Mathilde Ollivier pour protĂ©ger les Ă©cosystĂšmes marins.

Par leur absence, ils expriment leur mépris le plus total pour la protection des océans et des animaux marins.

Ils n'ont mĂȘme pas pris la peine d'Ă©couter et de dĂ©battre d'un texte Ă©cologiste ambitieux travaillĂ© pendant des mois.

image du Sénat vide pendant l'examen de la proposition de loi de Mathilde Ollivier
Laurent Couvidou :gamedev: boosted:
2025-06-11

Very important news from #Wordpress: “Our goal for this year is to finalize the full ActivityPub experience — so that WordPress can be used as a first-class citizen of the Fediverse. This means enabling not only publishing to the network, but also following, reading, interacting, and moderating — all in a seamless way that feels natural for WordPress users.” activitypub.blog/2025/06/11/ou

cc: @fediversenews

Laurent Couvidou :gamedev:lorancou@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-06-10

@Donat Merci ❀

Laurent Couvidou :gamedev:lorancou@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-06-10

👀

Screen grab of my phone lock screen showing an email notification. It reads "MindsEye is now available on Steam!"
Laurent Couvidou :gamedev: boosted:
2025-06-08

Our library has opened a stick library. I needed you to know this.

Dokk1 Aarhus Main Library. inside. Beyond: a white sign on a far wall: Bibliotek. 'Library.' To the right: the edge of a shelf with a plant hanging down. In front of us, about a metre high, a nice wooden display board. It is made of horizontal planks, smooth and light brown, with wooden hooks fashioned into them. Placed on each row of hooks, like valuable swords in a museum, six nice long slim curvy sticks. On top, a sign (in English, even though this is a Danish library): ‘Stick Library. Take a stick. Leave a stick.’ There is no further explanation and nor should we seek one. It is enough that this stick library exists, here, now, before us, for our pleasure, here in this library.
Laurent Couvidou :gamedev: boosted:
War and Peas 🧿warandpeas
2025-06-05

Meow?

4-panel comic by War and Peas

Panel 1: A person and an angel walk on clouds in heaven. In the background stands a giant golden cat near pearly gates. The person asks, “Oh, so God is a cat?”

Panel 2: The person continues thoughtfully, “Indifferent to human suffering
”

Panel 3: The angel adds: “
wants to be worshipped all the time
” and “
likes to watch you during sex.”

Panel 4: The person, walking past the divine cat, replies, “Hm
 Makes sense.”
Laurent Couvidou :gamedev: boosted:
2025-06-05

Your opposition to vibe coding is just gatekeeping. Who are you to decide who can or can’t introduce major bugs and security vulnerabilities to production?!

Laurent Couvidou :gamedev:lorancou@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-05-29

@Donat Faudrait ptet que je rĂ©essaie d'y jouer. La seule fois oĂč je l'ai lancĂ© c'Ă©tait un festival de bugs j'ai pas Ă©tĂ© bien loin. J'ai assistĂ© Ă  une grande danse de casseroles. Puis je suis montĂ© sur mon cheval, mais le cheval est restĂ© coincĂ©. J'ai naturellement continuĂ© Ă  chevaucher dans le vide et le monde a dĂ©cidĂ© d'arrĂȘter de se charger autour de moi. AprĂšs quelques centaines de mĂštres, au milieu d'une soupe de gros polygones flous j'ai tirĂ© une croix sur ce jeu qui ne voulait pas de moi 😅

Laurent Couvidou :gamedev: boosted:
Sue is Walking the Earth đŸŒ±susankayequinn@wandering.shop
2025-05-29

Solarpunk conference gear

Tshirt that says Move Purposefully and Fix Things
Laurent Couvidou :gamedev:lorancou@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-05-29

Fin des ZFE et redĂ©marrage de l'A69, le mĂȘme jour. On en a donc officiellement plus rien Ă  carrer de l'environnement.

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