malte.nyanbinary

Little goblin with catears.

Unfinished projects, complaining about computers, reinventing the wheel (badly), has not fully read any docs since 2015. IT Security, scripting, maybe electronics?

"465 unterstützen wir nicht, Security fragt immer nach 465, die googlen das irgendwo."

Pfp by jen

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2025-05-24

Today's fun with OpenStreetMap and route planners: A route planner for Denmark that refuses to drive on roads named after men.

About 40,000 Danish roads (= 35 % af all Danish roads) have been tagged with name:etymology:wikidata to tag into Wikidata's structured content.

Other ideas for funny restrictions? Roads named after politicians of specific political parties? Roads named after royals? (¡Viva la revolución!) Roads named after Swedes?

#OSRM #OSM #OpenStreetMap

2025-05-24

@rexo mood and same

2025-05-24

@theresnotime web application firewall fox?

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Caitríona :v_tb: :verified_bottom:cait@siorc.eu
2025-05-24

@maya@catgirl.global: tips blahaj on top of its head m'sharky

2025-05-24

@cait shork shork shork shork shork shork!

2025-05-24

@cait :neocat_hug:

2025-05-24

@rubenwardy dooooo iiiiiit :neocat_evil_3c:

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66642 [lucy]xyno@catgirl.cloud
2025-05-24

github actions have github consequences

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2025-05-24
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2025-05-24

It Should Not Be Controversial to Plead for Gaza’s Children

theatlantic.com/family/archive

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2025-05-24

@GossiTheDog I keep waiting for the inevitable collapse of companies that attempt to derive anything useful out of the bullshit machine(s), and I keep remaining hopeful that the bullshit machine(s) will die a horrible death.

2025-05-24

@GossiTheDog this, this so much. Its either an admission that their own tools and recommendations dont work, tools they are selling to customers and customers rely on to keep their infrastructure and employees safe & secure, or its a lazy lie, trying to supress dissent & demonstrate control, not just prevent disruption. Either way doesnt look good...

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Existential Comicsexistentialcomics
2025-05-23

Under communism, when you paste something into a word document, it will paste without formatting by default.

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Dr. Nyri A. Bakkalianriversidewings@anarres.family
2025-05-23

I just finished an art commission and the person who commissioned it gave me permission to make it available for sale, so-- for all the dollgirls who are she/her like a ship: riversidewings-shop.fourthwall

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2025-05-22

of course, this is the same company deploying an integrated infostealer, and also the same company completely convinced that offline accounts are a fucking mistake.

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2025-05-22
2025-05-22

The one funny thing about the very depressing "MS censoring internal emails" thing is that apparently MS still hasnt found a way to flag+hold unexpected & no novel behaviour (like emailing thousands of other employees out of the blue) in their own product, a feature that would be very useful for so many other reasons & doesnt make them look like the genocide supportters they are.

Actually, that is also very depressing...

2025-05-22
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2025-05-22

As a society we've transitioned from benchmarking creative idea heraldry from "The Simpsons did it!" to "Black Mirror did it!" and I feel like we're unprepared for the psychological consequences.

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Nullstring 🏴‍☠️0x00string@infosec.exchange
2025-05-21

if people wanted to be friends with a robot mark zuckerberg would have friends

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