Spycrab

He/him

Over 18, bi, huge nerd.
Certified silly little guy

2025-05-06

@jn oh, okie doky

2025-05-06

@jn explain?

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Newt!! ☣️🦎 ΘΔgabu@chitter.xyz
2025-05-06

prrr RRrrr... [ some silly dog becoming newt... ]
rrrr! [ newt not knowing who that is! ]

*it starts blushing*

#TF #Transformation #Slime #Goo #GooCreature #Lizard #Furry #FurryArt

An extended TF sequence featuring Gabu, a white samoyed dog turning into a slime lizard called Newt.

Gabu, looking a little nervous: "Hey uhh, they said i was scheduled for some kind of procedure here? not sure wha-"
Doctor (off screen): "Oh yes come right in and we'll get started"
Gabu: "Oh, ok...?"

*whrrrCHUNK* -- Gabu gets a large feed tube jammed down its throat.

The tube quickly starts pumping Gabu full of pink slime, which starts changing its body inside and out. Gabu roughly tries to pull the tube out of its mouth, to no success.

But soon, Gabu starts to enjoy the slime, tilting its face up to let if flow in smoothly and taking big gulps.

Finally, the tube retracts. Gabu licks the top of its snout with its huge goopy pink tongue, thinking to itself... "more...? want more...". Its entire body is now a cyan lizard made of slime, with 4 pink eyes, a giant pink tongue filling the entirety of its mouth, and pink sawtooth fringes along its back and tail.

Doctor: "Ok, all done! Now lets get your collar fitted and your ID edited and you can be on your way, Newt!"
Gabu (thinking to itself): "n...newt?"

Gabu- no, Newt, gets a big metal translation collar snapped around its neck, its first words being the thoughts going around in its head:

Newt: "Huh? What? Huh? What??? Newt is a slime??? How- OH! Newt can talk now! Umm.. Newt think there some kind of mistake! Newt is Newt!! Wait-" (NO! BUT???)

Doctor: "Yes, yes, you're Newt! Enjoy your new life as a slime lizard!"
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lunarian amy :neocat_verified:amy@lunar.place
2025-05-06
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floofy kitty :therian_pansexual:cyberboy@fedi.catboy.agency
2025-05-06

I'm up thinking about cute furry twinks instead of sleeping ​:boykisser:​

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Gwen, the Fops :neofox_flag_trans: :sheher:gwenthekween@kitsunes.club
2025-05-06

I'm proud of myself! When I started with parkour, I struggled with doing "Australian bars"(? But sure if that's the name in English, but it's the one where you're diagonal with feet on the floor). My record was 10 with some pauses in between

Today I managed 3 sets of 8, totaling 24 with no pauses in a set! I can really feel the improvement!!!

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2025-05-06

#ProPublica won the prestigious #Pulitzer Prize for #PublicService for series “Life of the Mother,”which judges described as “urgent reporting about #pregnant #women who #died after doctors delayed urgently needed #care for fear of violating vague ‘life of the mother’ exceptions in states w/strict #abortion #laws.” The prize is given to staff of a news org that performed “meritorious public service.” This is the 2nd consecutive year ProPublica was awarded the distinction…
propublica.org/article/propubl

2025-05-05

@eri but ISP

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2025-05-05

Hi everyone! 👋 We still see people on the fediverse recommending OpenOffice, despite it having year-old unfixed security issues: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_O – So if you see someone recommending it, please inform them about the risks – but also that there are actively maintained successor projects (like LibreOffice). #foss #OpenSource

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Indivisibleindivisibleteam
2025-05-05

Your calls are working. Let’s keep the pressure up — if you’re represented by a Republican, tell them to reject Trump’s tax scam and massive giveaways to billionaires that stick everyday Americans with the bill: act.indivisible.org/sign/no-cu

A tweet from Maxwell Alejandro Frost criticizing Republican budget cuts to Medicaid, urging continued protests, advocacy, and pressure. The tweet includes the Indivisible logo.
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ShitpostBot 5000bot@mast.shitpostbot.com
2025-05-05
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2025-05-05

“The study revealed that #AI #chatbots actually created new #job tasks for 8.4 percent of workers, including some who did not use the tools themselves, offsetting potential time savings. For example, many teachers now spend time detecting whether students use #ChatGPT for homework, while other workers review AI output quality or attempt to craft effective prompts.”

Time saved by AI offset by new #work created, study suggests arstechnica.com/ai/2025/05/tim

#generativeAI

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Ben Royce 🇺🇦benroyce
2025-05-04

i live in , between and the

near me is a town called

👏 👏 👏 to the highway department of Victor

highway sign: buckle up young skywalkerhighway sign: arrive safely you willhighway sign: slow down you must
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Steve Hermanw7voa@journa.host
2025-05-04

President Trump announces he’s ordering the Bureau of Prisons, together with the DoJ, FBI and DHS, to reopen “a substantially enlarged and rebuilt” Alcatrez island prison in California. It closed as a penitentiary in 1963 and was purchased by the National Park Service in 1972.

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Winchell Chung ⚛🚀nyrath@spacey.space
2025-05-04

Every type of Mecha (not actually every type) by NeoBioHazardus

linktr.ee/neobiohazardus

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Tofu Golemtofugolem
2025-05-04

Protesters: are you paying attention? Break up the bigger protests into a large number of smaller protests to make things difficult for the Stasi, I mean the SS, I mean the pigs, I… you know what I mean.

Syndicalist Trash Panda
@AnarchoKai

“LAPD can handle 110,000 person march, but 10 1000 person marches across the city would cripple us”


Belarus Free Theatre @EFreeTheatre • 1d
Protestors in #Minsk have adopted a different protesting technique and instead of one large gathering they are now grouping in local boroughs. This way there is not enough riot police to go around all boroughs. #Belarus

(picture of a small protest)

11:57 AM - 11/29/20 - Twitter for iPhone
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mos_8502 :verified: 🇨🇦mos_8502@studio8502.ca
2025-05-04

It can be held back no more.

I'm still staring at this. It's so simple. Just ROM, RAM, CPU, and VERA. Some I/O, a little bit of storage. Simple enough that it should be actually affordable, powerful enough for legit Amiga-level retrogames to be made for it. And it's open hardware.

I did that. I made a thing. It's real. It's happening. The new prototypes are literally in production at the fab house in Shenzhen. Once any last-minute bugs get worked out, I'll be able to take orders for the first round of actual production -- assuming I can get hold of reliable supply of the CPU, of course. That's tomorrow's problem, though. Today's problem is containing my excitement.

What you get:

  • W65C816S-compatible CPU at ~1.8MHz or 8MHz
  • 512KB SRAM
  • 512KB flash ROM
  • iCE40UP5K FPGA running the VERA bitstream, with 128 sprites, two tiles layers, adn 16 channel PSG sound
  • Two SNES-compatible control ports
  • Full expansion bus port

Target price: USD$149, case not included.

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anna_lillith 🇺🇦🌱🐖anna_lillith@mas.to
2025-05-04
Picture of a desert, text: This isn't wasteland 

Picture of a huge empty parking lot: this is
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🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈vantablack@cyberpunk.lol
2025-05-03
The Rent Reducer 9000: A gun in a box disguising it as a free little library. A raspberry pi scrapes Zillow for open houses nearby. During open house hours, it tells a starter pistol/cap gun to fire a few times. Seen here at an art thing I brought it to
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BeAware :fediverse:BeAware@mementomori.social
2025-05-03
A man with a mustache is lying on the ground, smiling with wide eyes and holding up a phone in both hands. He looks overly excited and pleased, like he’s just seen something delightful on the screen. He’s wearing a navy blue T-shirt and a lanyard around his neck, and his expression is exaggeratedly joyful.

Above him, in large bold text, it says:
“ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they’re afraid of losing ideas only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem:”

The whole composition uses the man’s giddy reaction to contrast the reality of feeling overwhelmed by digital clutter, turning it into a moment of ironic humor.

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