Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸

Writer. Eulogist. Crematory Operator. Amateur #Histodon. He/Him.

Worked on some movies and tv shows. Al Pacino gave me a hat! And I ❤️ #pickleball (I know...groan)

“One of the good ones.” Unquote.

Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸tojo@glasgow.social
2023-04-25

The religious zealots think putting up the 10 Commandments in schools will magically make kids good, like books with gay characters will magically make kids gay. Also: Is telling little Billy not to covet his neighbor’s wife age appropriate?

#theocracy
#10commandments #ThesePeopleSeriously

Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸tojo@glasgow.social
2023-02-22

I’m turning 48 this year, but I think I’m becoming Gen Z because I find drinking alcohol mid and owning a car feels like a flex.

Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸 boosted:
margotemaytch
2023-02-16

science is the practice of fucking around and finding out

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Evan Urquhart 🏳️‍⚧️e_urq@journa.host
2023-02-16

Alright. Let's get this morning started with a deep dive into the transphobia against trans men that Pamela Paul's defense of JK Rowling both contributes to and ignores.

Yes, I will keep beating this drum. Because Rowling's transphobia against trans men is some of the most explicitly stated transphobia she has engaged in, and I have quotes for days.

assignedmedia.org/breaking-new

Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸tojo@glasgow.social
2023-02-16

Someone needs to tell the Wizard Lady that protecting women from things is not feminism—that’s a “damsel-in-distress” ideology. See also: misogyny.

Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸tojo@glasgow.social
2023-02-16

Martyr of scientific thinking Giordano Bruno, executed by the Catholic Church 423 years ago today.

#science #history #histodons

Ominous statue of a hooded Giordano Bruno in Rome, Italy, looking down, arms crossed in a shackled pose.
Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸tojo@glasgow.social
2023-02-10

MTG is Bizarro AOC. #USpoli

Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸tojo@glasgow.social
2023-01-31

My wife and I are giving things up for February. She grew up with Catholicism, so she’s going to survive on knowing she has to suffer. I was an apostate at 4, so I will survive on self-righteousness.

Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸tojo@glasgow.social
2023-01-31

If you find it hard to defend doing #DryFebruary, just tell people you’re trying to avoid breast cancer. Less embarrassing than trying to lose weight, and oh yeah it’s also true.

Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸tojo@glasgow.social
2023-01-30
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Timothy CaulfieldCaulfieldTim@noc.social
2023-01-26

Enjoyed this chat with Adrieanne Arsenault on CBC The National about problematic "immune boosting" claims...

"The truth about immune boosters: Orange peels, echinacea, vitamin IVs" cbc.ca/player/play/21651251875

Science surrounding most claims iffy. Best approach: #healthylifestyle, #vaccines, #washhands, etc.

#ScienceUpFirst

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Sheril KirshenbaumSheril
2023-01-26

Synth genius Wendy Carlos studied physics & at Brown & Columbia. She helped develop the 1st Moog synthesizer & her 1968 classical album Switched-On Bach went platinum. She brought music & tech together & composed soundtracks for A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Tron & more.

Carlos was assigned male at birth & transitioned to female. Unfortunately, many journalists focus more on her gender than her accomplishments that changed music forever. wendycarlos.com

Wendy Carlos in her New York recording studio in 1979. Credit: Len DeLessio/Corbis/Getty Images
Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸tojo@glasgow.social
2023-01-24

I’m glad my 16yo wears a Budweiser shirt ironically. Zoomers think of alcohol like most of society thinks of cigarettes.

Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸tojo@glasgow.social
2023-01-23

I heard eggs were pricey in the States, so I paid attention to the price at my store here in Canadaland. A pack of 30 eggs was US$6. 😲

Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸tojo@glasgow.social
2023-01-23

@ryanschultz 🎶 Well done. And many more! 🎶

Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸tojo@glasgow.social
2023-01-22

I just realized that the kind of #history that Ron DeSantis is making in Florida cannot currently be taught in Florida’s history classes.

Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸tojo@glasgow.social
2023-01-22
Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸tojo@glasgow.social
2023-01-19

Here lies Capt. Frank Burns (1840-1909). He arrived in this Alabama community after fighting for the South in the Civil War. He worked as a geologist and would eventually move to Washington DC to work at the Smithsonian.

He provided some books and artifacts to the local school before it burned down in the 1890s. He returned to rouse the locals to fund a new building and became the school’s major donor. The children called him Grandpa Burns. (1/4)

#history #histodons #alabama #atheism

Google Streetview of a rural Alabama road. On the side of the road sits a ten-foot obelisk with a few steps on either side of it leading up to nothing. A large field is behind the obelisk. There is a text label toward the bottom saying “College Street”
Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸tojo@glasgow.social
2023-01-19

In 1903, Burns wrote in to the “Blue Grass Blade” to explain why he was an infidel. (3/4)

Newspaper clipping showing the submission of Frank Burns to the Blue Grass Blade’s “Why I Am An Atheist” campaign of 1903.A bit of text from Frank Burns’s submission detailing why he wasn’t a religious person:

I will, as the flames circle around me, and the burning sulphur fills my nostrils and chokes my throat and blinds my eyes, curse. I will curse "human gods" from Alpha to Omega, from Dan to Beersheba, and from "hell to breakfast." But, if the "Eternal Pain" does not destroy my mind and con- sciousness a "consummation most devoutly to be wished"), I will bless the great and good Creative Power that made matter and endowed it with life. The Power that painted the rainbow, and the butterfly's wing, and the hum- mingbird's throat. If there is a God that made the sixty-four elements of matter, I am ready to worship Him, and I think that I do in a feeble way. I am all the time trying to study the law that governs matter, but the Semite conception of God, Yehovah, Jehovah, Yahve. Bah! Yah! Zah! I wouldn't give one good drink of old "Kentucky rye" coffee for all the gods of all the ages since man shed his tail. FRANK BURNS Washington, D.C.
Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸tojo@glasgow.social
2023-01-19

In 1909, feeling ill, he moved from DC back to Alabama to die. His remains were laid to rest on the campus grounds.

The steps on either side of this obelisk are all that is left of the school and Captain Burns’s legacy. (4/4)

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