#AusEng

2026-01-03

Prediction: England will be 2 down by midnight.
#Ashes #TheAshes #cricket #AusEng #AusvEng #AusvsEng

2026-01-03

Announcer at the Ashes just declared that the national anthem is God Save The Queen.
Whoops!
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2025-12-27

Number of days since Australia have won an away Test in England: 909

Number of days since England have won an away Test in Australia: 0

#cricket #Ashes #TheAshes #AusEng #AusvEng #AusvsEng

2025-12-26

“The pitch for the fourth Ashes Test in Melbourne has ‘done too much’ and has resulted in an ‘unfair’ contest between bat and ball, says former England captain Michael Vaughan.”

Did Australia and England bat on different pitches? Or is he complaining that the Australia bowlers are better? What is he even talking about, the wittering fool?

#Cricket #SportsBall #TheAshes #AUSENG #Ashes

2025-12-19

“England were pushed towards the precipice of the fastest Ashes series defeat in more than 100 years”

[insert the “we’re all trying to find who did this” meme here]

#Cricket #SportsBall #TheAshes #Ashes2025 #AUSENG

2025-12-19
TMS are talking about how Travis Head would be a kindly truck driver who'd offer you a lift even if it was out of his way and would talk just the right amount.

It's better than the banging on about milking the mid-on cow that was shortly before it.

#Cricket #SportsBall #TheAshes #Ashes2025 #AUSENG
2025-12-19
Will the English shut up about bad decisions now they've been given an absolute shocking howler from the umpire for Weatherald's wicket?

No, no, they will not. Of course not.

#Cricket #SportsBall #TheAshes #Ashes2025 #AUSENG
2025-12-18
Ball 3 and Duckett is bamboozled by Starc. Ball 4, wild swing, not far off an edge to the keeper.

First over bodes well for the length of this England innings.

#Cricket #SportsBall #TheAshes #AUSENG
2025-12-17

“Third test in balance after day one”

Yeah, I’ll believe that if England a) bat on day two and b) survive day two.

#Cricket #SportsBall #TheAshes #AUSENG

2025-12-06
How long before English Cricket says "enough is enough" and changes the leadership? Because it clearly isn't working. This is an embarrassment. A capitulation.

Yes, they've won some bashabout children's games but the Ashes is supposed to be *important*.

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2025-12-04

Morning, cricket fans.
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2025-12-02

Interesting decision to pick Will Jacks.
Not convinced it's right, but neither do I think it's absurd; just glad they didn't go for Bethell or Bashir.
My instinct was that Josh Tongue would have been the best option with the pink ball. Article states he boosts the batting lineup. I think the batting lineup is (mostly) ok, but that the mentality needs some more sobriety.
#Ashes #TheAshes #cricket #AusEng #AusvEng
bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articl

2025-11-22
Borrowed from Chris Marsden over on the blue butterfly site.

RIP English Cricket, AGAIN.

#Cricket #SportsBall #AUSENG #Ashes2526
A meme about the first 2025-26 Ashes test made from a Simpsons screen capture showing, on the left, Homer in the bath looking thoughtful (wearing a superimposed England cricket cap) whilst on the right, Bart stands slightly behind the corner of the bath holding a wooden chair aloft in the style of a wrestler.

Text over Homer (in the Simpsons font) reads: "If we win the toss and no Cummins and Hazlewood and the pitch flattens out and Stokes stays fit and Root tons up and we get Smith cheaply and the Dad's Army get injured and it doesn't rain they're going to be so rattled"

Text over Bart reads: "Travis Head" (a reference to Travis Head's innings of 123 to give Australia an 8 wicket win in the first Ashes test of 2025-26)
Jon :vinyl: :cotsblack:revivalrecords@cupoftea.social
2025-11-22

Well, that was awful. Not just because of the result, but because that was one of the worst test matches I’ve ever seen. Over in two days, four 20-20 type innings and just a dreadful advert for the game. If this is the future of how test cricket is to be played then it simply won’t survive.

Bazball won’t be remembered for the innovative attacking entertainment they think it is, but as the destroyer of the purest form of the game.

#TheAshes #cricket #AusEng

2025-11-21

On the train, heading home.

The plan:
• Quick snack and a drink when I get home.
• Reset alarm for 2:15am
• Head to bed as early as possible
• Wake up in time for what might be the final day's play in the First Test.

#Ashes #TheAshes #cricket #AusEng #AusvEng #AusvsEng

2025-11-20

Not going to predict the outcome, but I do predict that there'll be some shenanigans going on in the first Test with bail-switching and that the umpires are likely to take a dim view on it; less lenient than they have before.
#Ashes #TheAshes #cricket #AusEng #AusvEng #AusvsEng

2025-11-18

If, on the other hand, Australia are batting, what do you think the scoreline will be by breakfast time?
#Ashes #cricket #AusEng #AusvEng #TheAshes

2025-11-18

I am very much looking forward to #TheAshes which starts in the early hours of Friday morning. If England are batting, what do you think will be closest to the scoreline by breakfast time (mid way through the second session)?
Australia batting in next poll.
#Ashes #cricket #AusEng #AusvEng

2025-03-05

Winton's book contains some of those clippings so popular in Australian English: bronzies, deckie, Landy, oldies, vollies, wetty, and others.

Without context it's hard to guess them unless you know AusEng. I've updated my post on the phenomenon:
stancarey.wordpress.com/2015/0

#dialect #words #language #AustralianEnglish #AusEng #abbreviations #books #morphology

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