#Borderlands3

2025-11-04

A high schooler somewhere on the other side of the world (~ 20 hours ahead of me, all they said) went out of their way to join my #Borderlands3 session just to drop a bunch of highly sought after gear and then left. I love this community.

(There are various gear dupe tricks so they didn't actually give this stuff up. But it's still awesome they spent the time to give me these things that are so difficult to obtain)

#Borderlands

2025-11-03

Does anyone know if there is something like a #Kickstarter but for crowdfunding a class-action lawsuit against the team that works on RNG for a game?

No reason, just idle curiosity.

👀

#Borderlands3

2025-11-02

Right on time, have we talked about that side mission in #Borderlands3 which adds an entirely new dimension to the tragedy of Angel's character from #Borderlands2

Cuz oofda.

2025-10-29

The DLC for #Borderlands3 are just fantastic.

Yeah the base game has some writing problems but they aren't as bad as everyone says and the game overall is really, really good.

Then the DLC? Chef's kiss. You really should play this.

#Borderlands #Borderlands4

2025-10-27

#Borderlands3

I am officially putting out a non-violent bounty on the person at #Gearbox HQ who built the code to prevent me personally from getting a decent Hustler class mod for my Zane.

To be astronomically clear: No, I am not actually putting out a bounty. This is a joke.

I guess I just want to talk to them over whatever chat system to ask.... why. What did I do. I mean I lobbed those snowballs over the trees at cars when I was like 14 but I stopped once I realized the ramifications like please just give me a Hustler with splash damage I'll do whatever* you ask

*Mostly whatever you ask, within reason. Like I'll pick up your dry cleaning and groceries but I'm not killing anyone or breaking the law

2025-10-27

I will fight the #Gearbox employee(s) who deliberately tuned my #Borderlands3 RNG to deny me a godroll Hustler class mod for Zane.

I will fight you.

We could spar in BL3 or maybe a #MarvelRivals 1 v 1.

Or

You could just fix my RNG and just drop a good Hustler class mod for me. Ball's in your court. You know how to reach me.

Actually you probably don't never mind please just give me a decent Hustler I'm begging you.

2025-10-20

So I'm doing a side mission in this #Borderlands3 DLC (Love, Guns, and Tentacles) where two NPCs decide to get married. Except the planet and town they chose for the ceremony is under a curse from a cosmic horror god, and everyone there is spooky and haunted and evil.

Like this DJ who tells me to go rescue an imprisoned banshee up in the mountains, then record her screaming because the DJ wants to make the darkest most evil dance mix anyone's ever heard.

I bring her the recording, and the first pic she says "A warning: This may drive you mad, if you're not mad already. I can only wonder what evil this sinister song may call to our presence."

Dance music starts playing and a vocal track goes "Your life is a mess and it's all your fault!"

I love these games so much.

#Borderlands #LoveGunsAndTentacles

Screenshot from Borderlands 3 where I have just delivered an evil, demonic recording of a banshee screaming to a DJ who wants to create an evil dance mix. She says to me "A warming: This may drive you mad, if you're not mad already. I can only wonder what evil this sinister song may call to our presence."Screenshot from Borderlands 3 where a demonic DJ starts playing her new dance mix thanks to me delivering a recording of a banshee screaming. The evil dance mix is playing, and a vocal track says "Your life is a mess and it's all your fault!"

Quote to sum up the state of the gaming industry: "Having played Borderlands 3 and then giving Tiny Tina's Wonderlands a chance was enough of a protection from wanting to pirate Borderlands 4. Did way more than #Denuvo ever could in my case." #borderlands3 #borderlands4 #tinytinasdwonderlands

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2025-10-17

I have to wonder if most people thought that the Calypso twins were bad Bad Guys in #Borderlands3 simply because they had to follow Handsome Jack. They are annoying as hell, and hatable as all fuck, but so was Jack and that was the point. They’re cartoonishly hatable and the whole franchise is a caricature of how people will abuse the power given to them in pursuit of riches. I don’t see feel the hate personally
#gaming #borderlands

2025-10-15

#Borderlands3 runs like hot butter on the #SteamDeck, as does #TinyTinasWonderlands and those games aren’t even that old. #Borderlands4’s visuals are barely better than the previous 2 so the fact that the suits upstairs at #Gearbox thought the failed optimization wasn’t a problem is just so sad, but that’s #AAAAGaming nowadays ain’t it #DLSS #Borderlands

2025-10-08

"'Hope springs eternal!' Read that on a loveletter once. Guy I killed must've been a lucky man."

I love these games.

#Borderlands3 #Borderlands

2025-10-06

I'm replaying #Borderlands3 for various reasons. It's still a good game, despite some flaws. Dunno if that's a #HotTake. Yes, I recommend playing it.

There is some great mission design and it has my favorite environment design and variety of the series. Between the semi-cyberpunk of Promethea, the swamp of Eden-6, the otherworldly space of Nekrotafeyo, and others, each planet has a striking, unique identity.

I've missed Barista Bot, lol.

I love this series so much.

#Borderlands

2025-09-26

RANDY "THIS IS A GAME FOR PREMIUM GAMERS" PITCHFORD VOICES CRAZY EARL

I feel like I learned and forgot this a while ago? So it's new to me again?

All things aside, like it's a good performance. I thought Earl was funny in BL3 and 2.

#Borderlands3 #Borderlands4 #Borderlands

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The Incredible GThe_Incredible_G
2025-09-26

Apparently tr*mp is a Claptrap unit from the Borderlands Franchise because he endlessly complains about having to use a broken escalator. XD

2025-09-23

“Is #Borderlands3 as bad as you remember?”

No.

Like any game, BL3 has problems. But it is overall fun, did great stuff with the formula, and had a really strong helping of DLC and post-launch content, including a 4th skill tree for each hunter.

If BL3 is anywhere in your backlog, I recommend it. For those who could use a refresher, this was a handy video (careful, it has spoilers).

#Borderlands #Borderlands4

youtu.be/k7icexvsGP8

2025-09-22

Uninstalled Borderlands 3 after I got the Jakobs Vault Key Fragment.
I just DON'T want to do the same story twice in a story game.

This won't go on my completed games list for this year.

#Borderlands3

2025-09-20

Okay, so. I'm playing Borlderlands 3. Three. And I just got the three Vault Key parts. And been to the vault.

And now the game says neener neener and I need to do the same again.

Ugh. I'm out.

#Borderlands3

2025-09-19

Hot #Borderlands take? When it comes to unique environment design and vibes, #Borderlands3 is by far my favorite.

Some examples: The Wild West of Pandora, of course, but then the neon semi-cyberpunk vibe of Promethea, then the swamp of Eden-6, then the otherworldly space of Necrodefayo (sp?). Then the DLCs brought even deeper variety like that spooky cosmic horror one, then Bounty of Blood, then the casino heist one.

#Borderlands4 #Borderlands2

2025-09-15

Durchgespielt: #Borderlands3

ES WIRD ZU VIEL GELABERT. Viele Audioclips unterbrechen sich sogar gegenseitig. Manches ist witzig, aber das liegt daran, dass man ohne Unterlass mit Jokes zugeballert wird und irgendwas davon muss ja mal landen. Viele mittelmäßige Nebenmissionen. Spielprinzip gut, aber die Serie hat sich auch seit Borderlands 2 nicht mehr weiterentwickelt. Spaßige Waffen, aber das ständige Vergleichen und Ersetzen nervt. Wäre nett, wenn man Lieblingswaffen upgraden könnte. #gaming

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