(cue my children getting the giggles)

#Parenting #GenX #BoyMama

To the woman watching me while I tried to calm my five-year-old down from a tantrum in the middle of a store today, the same woman who suddenly shouted, "YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB, MAMA," you are wonderful and lovely.

#Parenting #BoyMama

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#MothersDay #MothersDayMatchingTShirts #BoyMama #HotMess #Koolteee #USA #Tshirt #Printondemand

Thing That Would Sound Weird If I Weren't A Parent:

Me: (walking into a room): ALL RIGHT NOW EVERYBODY GO POTTY

#Parenting #BoyMama

I spend half my day trying to negotiate solutions to problems that will equally please two small boys. Special Skills section on my CV for sure.

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Was it tough to get my boys to leave the LEGO and minifigs store?

a) Yes.
b) Yes.
c) A and B.
d) A, B and C.

#Parenting #LEGO #BoyMama #PNW

That particular kind of exhaustion that comes from trying to talk a child down from a tantrum first thing in the morning. You have to quickly pull out every tool at your disposal. Humor. Distraction. Hugs. Reasoning. Snacks. The fourth one rarely works. Can I go back to bed?

#Parenting #BoyMama #Phew

i could tidy for hours and it would still look like a city of giant hot wheels and legos had a meet-cute, had a thousand babies, and then projectile-vomited in here

#Parenting #BoyMama #ExercisesInFutility

My three-year-old calls it “shamboo,” and I get the giggles every time I wash his hair.

#Parenting #BoyMama

My three-year-old talking with his mouth full is the most delightfully unintelligible little being. It is possible, though unlikely, that he just said, “Mama, I’m a purple suffragette.”

#Parenting #Kids #BoyMama

“Honey, can you not put the dreidels in the freezer, please?”
#ThingsYouNeverThoughtYouWouldSay #Parenting #BoyMama

My three-year-old has now requested “Giants In The Sky” every day in the car for the last week, and I will take that parenting win.
#theater #theatre #sondheim #musicaltheater #boymama

@kelerak2 She's a Southern Mama #boymama #girlmama #bossbabe

Who is an empty nester, and her kids moved too far away to come home for dinner anymore.

And they're tired of having to pay to have someone cast sending every day because she misses them.

So, she joins her local god's temple, and goes on a missions trip to help others see the way of her god.

And accidentally finds her way into a party of adventurers while shilling her MLM on the side.

And kills a man for interrupting her sales.