Today, the CIA has some exciting news to share. We have recently declassified information about a top-secret program in which we experimented with time travel! Yes, you read that right - time travel!

For years, we have been working on developing technology that would allow us to send agents back in time to gather intelligence and potentially change the course of history. After many years of research and development, we finally succeeded in building a time machine.

Our agents traveled back to various key moments in history, including the American Revolution, World War II, and even the Renaissance. They were able to gather vital intelligence and change the outcome of some historical events.

However, we must admit that there were some unintended consequences. For example, we inadvertently caused the extinction of the dinosaurs by accidentally leaving a piece of advanced technology in the past. We also caused a minor disruption in the timeline when an agent accidentally stepped on a butterfly during the Renaissance.

But don't worry - we have since fixed these issues and have implemented strict protocols to prevent any further disruptions. We also want to assure everyone that we are not currently using time travel as a tool for intelligence gathering or manipulation.

So, did we change history with our time travel experiments? The answer is a resounding yes! But we want to stress that we did so responsibly and with the utmost care for the timeline.

As always, we remain dedicated to protecting our nation and its citizens, no matter what timeline we find ourselves in!

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