My son used to play Minecraft all of the time.

That said, this is a true dad thing to do.

I think for the most part, most men become their fathers.

I certainly get out of a damn chair now like him. Ugh.

#dadthings #memes

Well, shit. We do take after our father…

Do you ever have one of those moments where you just sit back and go “Jesus Henry Christ, I’ve become my father!”

Well, my system is having one.

The fact that we have a chaos blog itself, the articles and thoughts we’ve begun collecting and sharing under the UsPol tag, or even the fact that we write, occasionally create visual art of all kinds, and converse pretty damn prolifically should have been our first clues, as to our Xavier Behavior, but I had a pretty fucking big one last night over something relatively minor.

The fact that we sleep on nights where it’s not cold as a witch’s tit in an iron bra with nothing but a heavy duty top sheet over us.

Xavier would do that constantly. He’d get too warm otherwise!

Shit. 🤣

-Allēna

#DadThings #DIDThings #dissociativeIdentityDisorder #father #ramble #thinking #weather #whereTheFuckIsMyInternalScreamingTag #Xavier

I am this far *motions with 2 fingers* from putting all the lights in my house on motion sensors and spring loading all the cupboards and draws...

#parenting #livingwithchildren #dadthings #electricity #frustration

Hey Fedi, I hot-glued lil magnets to my bedside table so my charging wires don't drongle on the floor, 10/10 would recommend

#pottering #dadThings #dullMenClub #gameDad #thingsThatPeopleDoInTheirForties #itIsSundayAndIHaveAHotGlueGun

I don't hate Joe Rogan. I'm disappointed in Joe Rogan. #dadthings

Looking good!

#QualityTime #DadThings #LEGO #HorizonZeroDawn #HorizonForbiddenWest #Gaming

I never thought I would have to tell my daughter "Turn around so I can spray the poop off your back." but it happened. #DadThings

Howdy, folks. Here's my son enjoying a movie.
He loves watching animals moving around.

Out in the wild, he didn't have a screen to watch 🌴🐅🌴

Reposting because of an issue.

Love you, Pumpkin! 🎃 🐱🍼

#Pumpkin #CatsOfMastodon #GoodMorning #After #Caturday #Meow #Movie #Baby #FurryFriends #DadThings #JustChilling #Hashtag​

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There is nothing more precious than hearing my two year old singing the ABC song from across the apartment. #DadThings