I was trying to look for a self-hosted spreadsheet and I return defeated.
#NocoDB at the end of the onboarding surprises with a quiz which slop extruders you know.
#Grist: third feature is an «“AI” “Assistant”» and later OpenRouter.
#Baserow: branded “AI” “assistant”
#Directus: MCP upfront
#undb: .cursor
#Rowy: whatever the fuck is this shit in the image attached.
Did I just step into some data-driven “AI” Hell™?











