@ariadne @mawhrin @waldi He didn’t even bother ROT13-ing all the function names.

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“Should I give you what (I think) you want or should I post it on Twitter instead.
Let me know in the comments.
If this gets less than one million retoots….God help you.
Anyway, remember to Like, Comment and Subscribe.
I made an identical post on Xitter (because I haven’t left that place for some reason) and will be comparing the interactions, just so you know.”
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Employees don’t make those cool soft drink container displays. Those are all made by regular people like you and I. You should try making one today!

#GroceryStoreRumors
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#Since #Mastodon #only #indexes #hashtags, #in #order #to #ensure #your #entire #post #is #searchable, #simply #prepend #every #word #in #your #post #with #a #hash.

#ModernProblems #ModernSolutions #DoNotDoThis #ThisIsNotHowYouUseAHashtag #hashtag #toot #TootToot

It's wrong to hit people in the head. You'll hurt your hand on their hard skulls. That's why I use a hammer now.
#DoNotDoThis #Humor #ManiacMonday

@mergesort just send it as a dm. #DoNotDoThis