Stop trying to be DJs, we need plumbers.
#ModernProblems #NeedPlumbersNotDJs #RealJobsMatter #DJOverload #TooManyDJs #PlumberAppreciation

🥶 Oh boy, when your smart fridge's LED ad convinces you that you're in a psychological thriller and not just getting a deal on milk! 🤪 Is it time for a firmware update or just a reality check, folks? #TechGoneWrong #ModernProblems
https://old.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1pc7999/my_schizophrenic_sister_hospitalised_herself/ #TechGoneWrong #ModernProblems #SmartFridge #PsychologicalThriller #FirmwareUpdate #RealityCheck #HackerNews #ngated

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you 💀😂

#Relatable #FaceTime #SelfieStruggle #ModernProblems #HumblingMoment

#modernproblems

Nobody at the office smokes, so you can't light the candles for the birthday cake.

me: sorry i didn't respond sooner
also me: spending 45 minutes editing a 2-sentence email so it doesn’t sound like it was ghostwritten by a deeply apologetic toaster📬🤖

#AIvoice #ModernProblems #EmailAnxiety

I guess I am just so old that this is simultaneously the weirdest and dumbest two words it’s possible to put next to each other in a sentence: “AI sidepiece.”

Also yet another of the class of #ModernProblems I am thankful I don’t have.

https://www.thecut.com/article/is-ai-boyfriend-cheating-chatbot-chatgpt-relationship.html?utm_source=nymag_app_article_share

Guy in the dentist‘s office lobby answers his phone: “Hi this is Jeff.” Then I hear: “Hi Jeff this is Dr. Scrivello’s* Dentist office.” Guy: ”…”

*not the real name.

#ModernProblems

Since I was planning on installing Linux on my current machine, I have to think about what hardware to use. At the moment, the one thing I really need is the ability to connect three screens.

However, since I also use the same screens on another machine, I need to plan the cables first. This is a puzzle in itself, especially given that there are already five screens in total and three systems in place 😇

#ModernProblems

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I’ve lived a long time, and installed a lot of screen protectors on my phone. I’ve followed the instructions to the letter, but have never installed one without at least two permanent air bubbles no matter how careful I was, nor how much I rubbed. #ModernProblems

Can’t tell if I’m sick, or feeling the effects of a sleepless night, or had a sleepless night because I’m sick. #ModernProblems

Ah yes, the modern age #dilemma where you'd never consider downloading an ad, but blocking one? That's just common sense! 😂 Meanwhile, GitHub's throwing #AI at your code like a spaghetti test, while your ad blocker keeps those pesky pop-ups at bay. 🚫🍝
https://github.com/Kazedaa/eBAF #adblocker #coding #GitHub #techhumor #modernproblems #HackerNews #ngated

#InnerPeace #EmotionalHealth #StayHuman #ProductivityHacks #HealthIsWealth #LifelongLearning #AIRevolution #MindsetMatters #MentalClarity #CalmMind #ThinkDifferent #Biohacking #FutureThinking #TechTrends #ModernProblems #CreativityMatters #AIisHere

When you are trying to meet someone who has a busted phone, and you forgot that you had to specify an exact meeting spot. #ModernProblems

Sunday recommendation of clearing the burgeoning bag collection and freeing yourself from the shackles of those with torn handles or the useless sizes you never use. 10/10 #ModernProblems

Modern society doesn’t understand my need to dedicate myself entirely to my artistry and spend all day sitting in a Parisian café scribbling away and drinking absinthe.

What do you mean I have to work and pay taxes?

#modernproblems #art #artistlife #humor

Naming your second-born child "Lorem Ipsum"

#iTA #isThisAnything #loremipsum #names #secondborn #placeholdername #wordplay #parentinghumor #absurdity #namingconventions #modernproblems

Putting back a washed rug under a computer desk.

Option A: undo all wiring, move the desk.

Option B: Crawl under the desk and lift it with your neck.

Option B it is.

#Gaming #ModernProblems #RugsAreSatansTools

Well, that's new...

My musical choices on youtube just triggered it's suicide prevention splash page and a "You are NOT alone" banner on the subsequent content pages.

Now I feel like I've alarmed someone unnecessarily and have an overwhelming urge to explain that I'm not feeling suicidal, I just like quiet, pensive music. 😬

I suppose I should also thank them for making me experience teen-panic one more time in my life.

#YoutubeAlgorithm
#ModernProblems
#OldPeopleOfMastodon

Någon som tröttnat på att få sin TV hijackad – undrar vad de har fått se…

(Bluetooth syncing screen – someone named their device "Not you TV!!!")

#modernproblems #bluetoothhijack #leavemealone #TV #hijack #hack