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Today's top ten tag trends:

Fromunda cheese

No one in my school would cop to getting DETENTION.

We would say, “I have to stay after school.”

By Disney kids, that is--
Skibidi doo dah, skibidi yay
My oh my what a wonderful day...

Mommy likes to dwink gwape juice. 🍷
#EuphemismsByKids #HashtagGames

"Is that a Hudsucker Proxy?"

(oh wait... "by kids," not "for kids." I'm so sorry)

Going PPP
(Making a network connection)

I genuinely described our school swimming pool as ice-olated because it was very cold. 🤦🏻‍♂️ #EuphemismsByKids #HashtagGames

"If only they'd just pull their finger out!"
"Pull their finger out of what?"

Government Shut-eye - when the Senators stop working and take a rest.

"vertically challenged" = can't jump very high

My mom has to put on "Oil of Old Age" to keep her skin from getting all wrinkly

getting a labubu = getting a lobotomy

"Playing doctor" = Calling Tylenol a risk for autism without any medical or scientific evidence

Hubba hubba hubba.

Yeah, I was born too early for this hashtag. I suppose I could do a search on Valley Girl slang, but even Valley Girls are too old for this hashtag.

"Tear gas" = A particularly smelly fart

"Decimate" = Lucy

"On the rag" = responsible for wiping down the blackboard

"Mental note" - that crazy shit you wrote.

#EuphemismsByKids