#excusesforcallingoffwork : That point in a day full of train delays and cancellations between Berlin and Aberystwyth on my way to a conference, when the very friendly guy at the sticky chips place in Birmingham International train station looked at me with concern and said "they'll tell you off for drinking wine in the station" as I attempt to exit with a f***ing sad plastic cup containing my little consolation Merlot.

#trains #germany #uk #staygrounded #eurostar

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Hello me?
Me - Yes?
Yeah, sorry…no excuse, I love what I do but I won’t be calling it work, so I guess I won’t show up for “work”. Just gonna keep doing it cause it’s fucking fun.
Me - Cool!
#Art

Caught in a time loop this #Photomonday, I told my boss I met a #historicalpersonoreventasong, so #excusesforcallingoffwork got creative. Turns out, it was just an #aprilfools prank gone wild. Who knew #Fotomontag could blend so seamlessly with #aprilfoolsday? #aprilscherz vibes on a #mondaymotivation twist. And yes, even my dog's in on it, making it a perfect #mondog. All truths (and lies) documented on #truthsocial.

Doing mutual aid and not supporting capitalism!

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Someone popping your tires as an April Fool’s Day joke.

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#HashTagGames

Checking hashtags From #Aprilfoolsday #excusesforcallingoffwork to #Havanasyndrome have concluded it is all the internets doing and that we are all may be affected by recurring bouts of Covid anyway and given time everything will be fine and those affected will hopefully get treatment become well again from covert infrasound weapons exposure. That it will all pass eventually.

Dear "Boss",

I am calling in well. I am too well to work today. if I am still too well to work tomorrow, I will let you know.

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All "Last Season" Designs are Leaving my Shop!!

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I don’t have any clean clothes.
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Today's top ten tag trends:

10: #april1st
9: #Photomonday
8: #aprilscherz
7: #silentsunday
6: #Fotomontag
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It's #AprilFoolsDay and I just can't.

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I would prefer not to.

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Spot and discard!

1. identify distractions (news, entertainement, debates, values, campaigns, renewables, transition)
2. identify the issues that require addressing (nationalism, sexual violence, extractivism, degrowth, activism)
3. urgently avoid fueling distractions
4. do not acquiesce on people fueling distractions.

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I accidentally used last year calendar. (April 1 was a Saturday) 😅

#excusesforcallingoffwork … I’m in another state, literately. … but they know that. #EasterMonday #HappyEaster #Monday #Easter #HashtagGames

"I'm going to a music festival. Okay, well, I'm going to a music festival. I guess if you want to fire me there'll be a letter on my desk Monday morning when I come in. Have a good weekend."

It worked. I wasn't fired.

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I'd love to work—really, I would—but my bother's king right now. And my other brother's older than I. And even if they both unexpectedly die, I have these nephews who are in line to the throne. What to do, what to do.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork #ShakespeareStyle

We're all unmotivated—we few … we happy few—so we need the boss to give us an inspirational speech before we try to take on the foes who vastly outnumber us.

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