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#FootRotFlats

Daily Footrot - a matter of scale

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ
#MurrayBall

1. Dog is sitting, ruminating 'WAL' AND COOCH ARE PUTTING UP A DEER FENCE ON THIS BOUNDARY LINE...'

2. He scratches 'TALK ABOUT
BELLY-ACHE! THEY'VE NOT STOPPED GRIZZLIN' SINCE THEY STARTED!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THEM, I REALLY DON'T!'

3. and yawns 'MEAN WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS ANY OTHER FENCE...'

4 as Cooch walks past, red in the face clasping a cabre ',BUT
BIGGER.'

Daily Footrot - impotent rage

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ
#MurrayBall

1 Dog walks part the newly planted pine 'IT'S DUSK, THE TIME THE HARES COME OLIT. IN THERE IN NAL'S PINE PLANTATION, A GIANT HARE IS BITING THE TOPS OUT OF HIS SEEDLING PINES!'

2 He glowers

3. He walks a safe distance away and turn

4. and barks 'RUFF RUFF
RUFF RUFF
RUFF RUFF
RUFF RUFF
RUFF RUFF
RUFF RUFF
RUFF RUFF
RUFF RUFF'

Daily Footrot - jealousy

For those who don't know 'Cheeky' Hobson is Wal's on again off again girlftiend

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ
#MurrayBall

1. Wal is in the front of the truck with a bunch of flowers by his side

2. He sighs

3. He curses

4. He gets out to see a puffed dog catching up

5. Bakc in the truck with the dug in the loadiing area he drives, Dog 'YOU DON'T KNOW IT YET, MS. CHEEKY HOBSON, BUT IT'S ROUND ONE TO ME!'

Daily Footrot - pig wrangling

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ
#MurrayBall #PigsOfMastodon

1. Wal stabds wuth a opuece of 4x4 over some piglets 'HEY, THERE'S A LITTER OF WILD PIGS IN THE GULY ! I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET ONE OF 'EM FOR THE POT!'

2. Piglest scatter as Wal swipes 'MISSED THE BEGGARS!'

3. Dog jums excitedly 'WAL', WAL! THERE'S ONE BEHIND YOU!'

4. An enormous sow stares Wal in the face

5. Dog chase Wal, who is riding (inadvertantly ) on the sow 'C'MON WAL'
I WAS ONLY KIDDIN' - LET THE OLD GIRL 60!'

Daily Footrot - climate mitigation 2

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ
#MurrayBall #ClimateChange

Dog and Wal stand by the swolen river, 'HERE WE ARE STICKOUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FLOODED RIVER WITH THE BANK GETTING FURTHER AND FURTHER AWAY! THANK GOODNESS WAL' PLANTED THE WILLOWS THAT ARE HOLDING THIS PIECE TOGETHER!'

Wal cries out to Pongo 'HEY, THERE'S YOUNG PONGO!
DODON YA PONG'- GET US A ROPE!'

The cliff crumbeles below her 'AW CRIPES"

Dog 'FORGET THE ROPE -PLANT SOME TREES.'

Daily Footrot - climate mitigation

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ
#MurrayBall #ClimateChange

1. Wal and Dog are stranded on a small island in the flood 'HERE WE ARE STLICKOUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FLOODED RIVER WITH THE BANK GETTING FURTHER AND FURTHER AWAY! THANK GOODNESS WAL' PLANTEL HE WILLOWS THAT ARE HOLDING THIS PIECE TOGETHER!'

2. Wal 'HEY, THERE'S YOUNG PONGO!
GOODON YA PONG'- GET US A ROPE!'

3. The cliff collapses in front of young Pongo

4. Dog 'FORGET THE ROPE -PLANT SOME TREES!'

Daily Footrot - Climate mitigation

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ
#MurrayBall #ClimateChange

1. Dog and Wal standby trees in pouting rain 'WELL, I MuST SAY WAL' WAS WISE TO PLANT THESE WILLOWS..'
2. Dog contemplates the water 'YES SIR, WITHOLI THESE WILLOWS THE WINTER FLOODS WOULD HAVE TAKEN THIS PIECE OF LAND RIGHT AWATY'
3. The view pulls out to show them strandent on a small island 'PITY HE DIDN'T PUT IN A FEW MORE!

Daily Footrot - the moden matador

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#MurrayBall

1. A bull charges towards Wal and Dog : CRIPES, WHERE DID THAT FLAMIN' BULL COME FROM? THERES NOT A CLIMBABLE TREE INTHE - PADDOCK EITHER! I'LL HAVE TO TRY TO DISTRACT HIS ATIENTION!

2. Wal grabs the dogs ears and hold him up 'SORRY ABOLIT THIS DOG!'

3. There is a collisio

4. Wal is flattened, still holfing Dog's ears 'SHE'S RIGHT WAL'-NO HARM DONE.'

Daily Footrot - peeping toms

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ

1. Dog is hanging over the mothering box 'WAL'S GOT A EWE WITH AN ORPHANED LAMB IN THE MOTHERING BOX TO SEE IF HE CAN GET HER
TO ACCEPT IT...'
2. The commentary continues 'LOOK, HES SORT OF SIDLING UP TO HER HE'S NUZZLING HER... HE'S ONTO THE TEЄT... HE'S
• DRINKING!'
3 He is sent flying
4. Pongo marches out leaving Dog heasd down in thr mud 'peepingTOM? what the heck is a peeping tom' written upside down

Daily Footrot - the washing

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ
#MurrayBall #GoatsOfMastodon #Goat

1 Dog looks out from his kennel and sees the goat 'OHOH! THE GOAT IS LOOSE!'
2. He watches him reaching into the clothes basket 'HES GETTIN' STUCK IN TO ALINT DOLLY'S DIRTY CLOTHES BASKET'
3. and lists the clothes being eaten 'THERE GOES THE TABLE CLOTH, A PILLOW-CASE
OF AUNT OLSES A PAR
UNMENTIONABLES...'
4. The goat suddenly retches
5. Dog gets to the end of his list 'WAL'S WORKING SINGLET' - in the background the goat is pawing at his mouth

Daily Footrot - true love - thwarted

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ
#MurrayBall #LoveIsInTheAir

1. Dog has climed on top of a hangin cattle carcass
2. Scents and attractive alternative odour
3. Torn - Temptation, indecision
4. Drops dopwn
5. Hares off at high speed
6. Skids to a halt
6. Sobs - Cooch is carrying Jess up to 'the bith box' 'sorry dog'

Daily Footrot - true love - thwarted

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ
#MurrayBall #LoveIsInTheAir

1. Dog has climed on top of a hangin cattle carcass
2. Scents and attractive alternative odour
3. Torn - Temptation, indecision
4. Drops dopwn
5. Hares off at high speed
6. Skids to a halt
6. Sobs - Cooch is carrying Jess up to 'the bith box' 'sorry dog'

Daily Footrot -curiosity killed...

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ
#MurrayBall #LambsOfMastodon

1. Dog eyes the mothering box 'I LOVE WATCHING THE EWES ACCEPT THE LITTLE ORPHANED LAMBS. I WONDER IF THERE IS ANYTHING IN THE MOTHERING BOX AT THE MOMENT?'

2. Leepa for the top of the door

3. Whump

4. Box on its side, Dog underneath 'NOPE'

Daily Footrot - noses where they do not belong

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ
#MurrayBall #LambsOfMastodon

1. Dog approaches a box with a brick on it
2. Pushes the brick out of the way and sniffs
3. Head in further sniff sniff sniff
4. ZWang - and he leaps, head still in box
5. Closes the box asurrounded by bees - Coosh approaches in the background in bee keeping kit

Daily Footrot - rain

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#MurrayBall #LambsOfMastodon

1. Dog in rain

2. More rain more dog

3. Turnd back distracted

4. Sees a newborn lamb with his mum 'WELCOME TO THE WORLD KID.'

Daily Footrot - biting of more than he can chew - the Prince Charles problem

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ

1. Dog observes the corgi, Ptince Charles playing with a ball 'LOOK AT THAT TAME CORGI, PRINCE CHARLES, RETRIEVIN' THE BALLY-WALLY FOR FLAMIN' ALINT DOLLY! SOOKY, SOFT, SOD! HAS HE NO PRIDE?!'

2. Catches the ball before PC gets there 'WHOA! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE TIDDLES!'

3. Lectures him 'YOL'RE NOT A
FLAMIN' LACKEY!
YOU'RE A DOG! AN ANIMAL WITH PRIDE WITH DIGNITY, WITH A MIND OF YOUR OWN!'

4. And is retrteved along with the ball 'LINDERNEATH THE ESTABLISHMENT BRAINWASHING
THERE'S A LOT OF DOG IN THE LITTLE FAT GUY...'

Daily Footrot - mercy

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ

1. Dogs lies reflecting on the advantages of winter 'YOU DON'T GET MANY FLIES IN THE WINTER...'

2 mediates ',.BUT HAVE You
NOTICED THAT IF YOU GET A BLOW-FLY IN WINTER IT SOUNDS SLOW AND SICK - HEAVY WITH SOME DREADFUL MALIGNANT DISEASE!'

3. Chomp

4. Much noisy chomping and swallowing

5. 'MERCY KILLING'

Daily Footrot - loss

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ

1. Dog is lying in his kennel listening to a crow crying 'LISTEN TO THE OLD MOTHER MAA-AW.
HOLISE COW BELLOWING!'

2. Looks up 'IT TOOK WAL' A LONG TIME, BUT AT LAST HE HARDENED HIS HEART AND SOLD HER BULLCALF.'

3. settles back down 'WELL SHE SEEMS TO HAVE QUIETENED DOWN...
I HOPE THIS HAS SHOWN THAT WET WAL' THAT IF HE'S FIRM AND PUTS HIS FOOT DOWN AND STOPS FUSSING ABOUT THE SPOILT COW SHE'LL EVENTUALLY SEE REASON!'

4. Wal is seen with the animals head lying on his lap while he feeds her apples

Daily Footrot - hoses

I think it is *very* funny

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ

1. The dog sniffs at a hoe - Wal 'JUST HOLDTHE
HOSE WHILE I TURN IT ON WILL YA'

Dog YEH OK Wal

2. Dog with hose in his mouth

3. Whoosh and he is dragged off his feet

4. whap whap whap, the beating continues

5. Dog sits in the middle of the water, Wal laughing 'WAL. YA ROTIEN SOD I S'POSE YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNY!?'

Daily Footrot - jealousy

Our dug is as bad

#FootRotFlats #MurrayBall #Cartoon #BorderCollie #DogsOfMastodon #NZ #Jealousy

Cartoon.

1. The dog sits in the back seat, Wal and heeky in the front, looks between them 'BOY, LOOK AT WAL'AND THAT 'CHEEKY' HOBSON!'
2. Contemplates the situation 'DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU SICK? MAKIN EYES AND SHARIN FISH AND CHIPS!'
3. Makes a decision 'WELL, THE TIME HAS COME WALLACE FOOTROT! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THAT PAINTED JEZEBEL AND A GREAT-HEARTED, LOYAL, INTELLIGENT DOG CHOOSE!'
4. Looks again
5. Tries to get between them 'C'MON NOW, LET'S NOT BE HASTY WAL'!
TAKE A YEAR OR TWO TO THINK
IT OVER! '

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