📱🚨 ALERT: We're just one step away from our phones becoming prison guards! The #ACLU bravely fights the imaginary battle against an App Store dictatorship, warning us of imminent doom as Big Tech and the government supposedly bond over #censorship tea. Meanwhile, the rest of us blissfully use our phones to browse cat memes and ignore reality. 🐱😂
https://www.aclu.org/news/free-speech/app-store-oligopoly #BigTech #AppStore #FreedomReality #HackerNews #ngated

🎭 Behold the existential crisis: kids sprinting towards summer freedom, only to be ambushed by the brutal reality of time's quickening pace. Apparently, the older you get, the more your life turns into a high-speed montage with less Great America and more "Great, another year gone." 🎢⌛ #AgingAnxiety
https://sdan.io/blog/perceived-age #ExistentialCrisis #KidsSummer #FreedomReality #AgingAnxiety #TimeFlies #HackerNews #ngated