#FuckDutton

Vincent 🦾 🤖vcrocher@scicomm.xyz
2025-05-03

Well, thanks mates for keeping Australia a country I still like to live in.
#fuckdutton

Bin Chicken 🗑𓅠BinChicken@rants.au
2025-05-03

Peter Dutton gave a cardboard-cutout concession. Totally by the book, bland, and sounding awfully like it was cribbed from a template or generated by a AI/chatbot.

Notably absent was Dutton showing gratitude to Nationals partners or former Prime Ministers. During this disastrous campaign, the party rolled-out John Howard, but Dutton knows he earned no support whatsoever from Scott Morrison, Malcolm Turnbull, or Tony Abbott.

#AusPol #AusVotes #AusVotes2025 #PeterDuttonIsNotAMonster #FuckDutton

Bin Chicken 🗑𓅠BinChicken@rants.au
2025-05-03

Peter Dutton is conceding defeat.

His wife is sweating and looks worried he's going to say he's "Going to spend more time with my family."

#AusPol #AusVotes #AusVotes2025 #DicksonVotes #PeterDuttonIsNotAMonster #FuckDutton

Bin Chicken 🗑𓅠BinChicken@rants.au
2025-05-03

Early vote counting tonight suggests Peter Dutton's political career is about to end.

The Spud is cooked.

Peter Dutton has little hope of retaining his seat of Dickson, and even if he does, his role as Leader of the Opposition is gone.

The kiss of death has come already from Senator James "Freedom Boy" Paterson, who has a peculiar way of showing support.

It's on!
LIBSPILL!

#AusPol #AusVotes #AusVotes2025 #DicksonVotes #PeterDuttonIsNotAMonster #FuckDutton #ItsOn #LibSpill

Screenshot from ABC website.
Projection based on preference count for the seat of Dickson.
Labor Party, Ali France, Vote: 53.4%
Liberal National Party, Peter Dutton, 46.6%Screenshot from Guardian article. Text reads:

Liberal senator James Paterson has appeared to back Peter Dutton’s leadership of the opposition in the event the Coalition loses the election.

Paterson, speaking to Channel 9’s Peter Stefanovic from the Liberals’ election night event in Brisbane, said this when asked about Peter Dutton’s leadership:

I’m very proud to have served Peter in this term of Parliament. He’s a great man. You know him, I know him. He’s a really good person and he always puts the national interest first. So if he wants to continue to serve in public life in any capacity, I’d welcome that.

Paterson also said it was too early to jump to conclusions, and that the Coalition’s internal polling suggests there can be as much as an 8% difference between on the day votes and pre-poll votes, with the latter form favouring the Coalition.

Paterson also had this to say of the Labor campaign in Dickson, where Dutton appears to be in trouble:

Labor absolutely went for Peter in this campaign. More than any campaign previously. They poured in an enormous amount of money and he also had Climate 200 funding a candidate to try and tear him down, plus a national advertising campaign from Labor in the tens of millions of dollars. It was very personal and very targeted to him. So, look, I’m not surprised if that has an effect.
Jo the Neenish Tartneenish_tart@aus.social
2025-05-03

Yes Annabel, we'd love to hear more about Dickson #auspol #ausvotes #FuckDutton

ghost_shit 🪣ghost_shit@aus.social
2025-05-03
PetraPandaPetraPanda
2025-05-03


There is fuck all you can do about it now.
Turn off the box.
Talk to your kids, your nan, your spouse or significant other.
You could slurp up every drip.
But you'd be short changed on those who are worth slurping from (Green, Tingle), and embalmed by those who should really be on the payroll of Reinhardt and Murdoch (that rabble of neoconservative shitcakes that Butthead appointed).
So stay clean. Check the results after tomorrow's breakfast. Don't give them your attention.

Bin Chicken 🗑𓅠BinChicken@rants.au
2025-05-01

New YouGov poll predicts Labor on track for landslide election win, disastrous result for Coalition
9news.com.au/national/federal-

YouGov polling is predicting a landslide win for the ALP, and says the Coalition is on track to fall to its smallest minority in 80 years. Great work, Peter Dutton.

#AusPol #AusVotes #AusVotes2025 #PeterDuttonIsNotAMonster #FuckDutton

pmonks (330ppm)pmonks@sfba.social
2025-04-30
Bin Chicken 🗑𓅠BinChicken@rants.au
2025-04-28

Breaking news — has Peter Dutton been making millions from his involvement in a decades long scam in childcare centres and billions of dollars of real-estate?

#FederalICACNow #PeterDutton #AusPol #AusVotes #AusVotes2025 #PeterDuttonIsNotAMonster #FuckDutton #FourCorners

MusiqueNow :pride: ✡️ 🇵🇸 :anarchismhebrew:MusiqueNow@todon.eu
2025-04-27

youtube.com/watch?v=xOqKatzjfV

FURIOUS #Australia 🇦🇺 STRIKESBACK at Trump ...PUNISHES HIM

#FuckDutton #FuckAussieMAGA

Cripps Contra Colonialismcrippscontra@pixelfed.au
2025-04-14
I'm no PR expert, but maybe a political party full of sex pests / predators should avoid inviting comparisons to NOTORIOUS sex pest / predator Aubrey Drake Graham?

Jumped on it for the meme, but of course fuck Alba-sleazy and the Labor party, politicians in general, and elections too.

#notamonster #temutrump #fashpotato #fuckdutton #lnp #auspol #abortion #161
Slide 1 of 5. Meme parody of Liberal Party diss track against Labor. Peter Dutton's head imposed over cover art for Drake's 'Certified Lover Boy'. Stylised as a screenshot of a song playing in streaming app - 'Entering Labour (Trump Baby)' by 'Defend Abortion Rights!'Slide 2 of 5. Screenshot of an article on the Guardian. Key image shows cover art for 'Certified Lover Boy' alongside the cover art for the Liberal Party diss track 'Leaving Labor' (multiple images of Albanese's head supered on shrugging cartoon bodies in different coloured jumpers).

Headline of article reads 'Albanese says Coalition tactics ‘beyond my comprehension’ after diss track release'.

Text continues: 'Prime minister accuses opposition of ‘borrowing ideas’ and says ‘there’s lots of really good Australian music around’.Slide 3 of 5. Screenshot of article body text. Article found here: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/apr/14/anthony-albanese-liberal-campaign-cost-of-living-diss-track-reactionSlide 4 of 5. Screenshot of article body text. Article found here: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/apr/14/anthony-albanese-liberal-campaign-cost-of-living-diss-track-reaction
Gracchus ☕️🏴‍☠️🇺🇳🇺🇦🦘Gracchus@aus.social
2023-10-14

Ahh there we have it; Jacinta Price will be advising where money flows and who is worthy if the LNP get back federally.

Cui Bono

#FuckDutton #thevoice

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