🤣 Oh look, a groundbreaking revelation: algebraic semantics for... machine knitting! Because clearly, what knitters desperately need is mathematical rigor to avoid those devastating yarn syntax errors. 🧶💥 Next up, calculus for crochet and quantum physics for cross-stitch! 😂
https://uwplse.org/2025/03/31/Algebraic-Knitting.html #algebraicsemantics #machineknitting #yarnsyntaxerrors #knittinghumor #crochetcalculus #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🔬 Who knew CERN's world-class #particle #accelerators were actually just wool-spinning workshops? 🐑🔗 Next up: Higgs Boson discovered in a knitting circle. 🤣
https://home.cern/news/news/physics/cern-scientists-find-evidence-quantum-entanglement-sheep #CERN #Wool #Spinning #HiggsBoson #KnittingHumor #ScienceJokes #HackerNews #ngated

"Why was the knitting club disbanded?

Because they kept getting tangled up in their own yarns!

https://punnypeak.com/knitting-puns/

#KnittingPuns
#YarnLover
#CraftyJokes
#KnittingHumor
#NeedleNerd
#FiberArtLaughs
#StitchingLaughs
#PunIntended
#LaughAndKnit
#CrochetComedy
#PunnyPeak"

"Why don't we ever see knitters arguing? Because they always work it out in the purl! #knittinghumor #crochet #pun #joke #craftycomedy"
https://punsteria.com/crochet-puns/

Why did the yarn go to school? To become a bit knotty! 😜 #pun #joke #knittinghumor #craftyfun #yarnaddict
https://punsteria.com/yarn-puns/