"I don't sleep anymore." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Bonus Episode: Life as a New York Times Bestselling Author with Kelsey McKinney, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #WorldSleepDay #KelseyMckinney

"The kitchen has a dishwasher!" - RACHELLE HAMPTON, Reverse Heist with Jonquilyn Hill, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalDishwasherAppreciationDay #RachelleHampton

"He's afraid of deer!" - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Emotional Support Fruits with Samantha Irby, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #WorldWildlifeDay #KelseyMckinney

"They're drinking frozen margaritas." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Spot the Scammer with Claire Fallon and Emma Gray, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalMargaritaDay #KelseyMckinney

"You deserve it." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Getting Frisky at the Black Rose with Erika Casupanan, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #KelseyMckinney

"I'm sorry that happened to you." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, The Joy of Being a Hater with Justin Ellis, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #KelseyMckinney

"Valentine's Day is approaching." - TRACY CLAYTON, Forks Out with Tracy Clayton, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #ValentinesDay #TracyClayton

"She is chewing gum really rapidly." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Teenage Cop Camp with Josie Duffy Rice, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalBubbleGumDay #KelseyMckinney

"Well, squirrels eat baby chickens." - TRACY CLAYTON, Squirrel Enthusiast with Tracy Clayton, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #SquirrelAppreciationDay #TracyClayton

"This is the site that's pro-squirrels." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Squirrel Enthusiast with Tracy Clayton, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #SquirrelAppreciationDay #KelseyMckinney

"Grandma has two names." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Christmas is Cancelled with Laurel Bristow, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #christmas #GrandmaDay #KelseyMckinney

"This squirrel could have rabies." - TRACY CLAYTON, Squirrel Enthusiast with Tracy Clayton, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #SquirrelAppreciationDay #TracyClayton

"She lives in Detroit." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Rich Mom Razzle Dazzle with Maitreyi Anantharaman, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalMichiganDay #KelseyMckinney

"We are not getting sued by Tolkien here." - RACHELLE HAMPTON, LARP Camp with Rebecca Jennings, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #JRRTolkienDay #RachelleHampton

"Do you believe in New Year's resolutions?" - RACHELLE HAMPTON, Champagne, Capers, and Cuddle Parties with Se’era Spragley Ricks, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalResolutionPlanningDay #RachelleHampton

"After 60 days, they have not heard back from the HOA." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Righteous Lesbian Energy with Samantha Irby, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalHomeownersDay #KelseyMckinney

"He's whining." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Gossiptonin with Virgie Tovar, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalWhinersDay #KelseyMckinney

"There are no garbage disposals here." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Emily in Paris' Meets 'Parasite' with Amanda Montell', Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #KelseyMckinney

"Once I dropped my cannoli on the ground in Boston!" - KELSEY MCKINNEY, The Suite Life of Rachelle and Kelsey, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalPastryDay #KelseyMckinney

"What about the cannoli?" - ALEX SUJONG LAUGHLIN, Nepo Baby for Trash with Alex Sujong Laughlin, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalPastryDay #AlexSujongLaughlin