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🍓Introducing Berry Script: because writing in C is just too mainstream for your microcontroller (that's already struggling to blink an LED) 😅. Now you can enjoy the luxury of a "dynamically typed" language that fits in the palm of a toddler's hand! Just don't expect it to turn your toaster into a supercomputer anytime soon. 🔧😜
https://berry-lang.github.io/ #BerryScript #Microcontrollers #DynamicallyTyped #ProgrammingHumor #TechInnovation #HackerNews #ngated

I just remembered I wrote a free Rust crash course years ago, I think all of you will find it useful. It's slightly outdated by new syntactic sugar post-1.70 but it's very good for crash course on other stuff nonetheless

https://github.com/korewaChino/rust-brainrot-guide #rust #programming #programminghumor

🎉 Oh joy, another 5000-word ode to the thrilling world of #1970s code glitches! 🖥️ Because obviously, nothing screams "must-read" like #BASIC tokenizing and whitespace handling. 🤯 Strap in, nerds, it's gonna be a wild ride—if you can stay awake. 😴
https://www.masswerk.at/nowgobang/2025/go-pet-let-hen #codeglitches #programminghumor #techhistory #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, the thrilling tale of translating a colossal math software into #C++20 modules, brimming with groundbreaking insights like "we did it" and "it worked" 😂. This riveting PDF is the comedic equivalent of watching paint dry, but with more acronyms and self-congratulation. 🎉📄
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.21654 #mathsoftware #translation #softwaredevelopment #programminghumor #techinsights #HackerNews #ngated

Seen this during my morning run.
made me think of generated unit tests... for generated code.
I came across this recently in a codebase, all in the noble pursuit of "code coverage."
#CodeThoughts #GeneratedTests #CodeCoverage #DeveloperLife #CodingInsights #SoftwareEngineering #ProgrammingHumor #iosdev

🕵️‍♂️🔍 A noble quest to decode the mysteries of a bot detection script, because, you know, #privacy matters, or something. The author's Herculean effort to untangle #JavaScript spaghetti would be impressive if it weren't so pointlessly convoluted. 🧩🤦‍♂️ Just remember, kids: everything's a string until you need it to be an integer!
https://www.nullpt.rs/reversing-botid #botDetection #codingMysteries #programmingHumor #developerLife #HackerNews #ngated

What is the "Greedy Algorithm" and Why is it So Dangerous?

https://lemmy.world/post/32180592

A la la la la int64,
A la la la la int64 int64 li int64 int64 int64,
Come on!

#programming #programminghumor #programmingjokes #swdev

Let’s just agree on this:

if distillation gives us a distillate,
then compilation obviously gives us... a "compilate" 😎

Yeah yeah, not a real word "yet" but it kinda feels right.

> “Did you test the latest compilate?”
> “Works on my machine”
> “Ship the compilate and hope for the best”

Let’s make it happen.

#Compilate #ProgrammingHumor #Programming

A black-and-white schematic diagram comparing distillation and compilation. On the left, a flask heats liquid leading through a condenser to a container labeled “distillate.” On the right, code flows through gears and outputs a file labeled “compilate,” humorously mimicking the distillation process.

🦀🔧 Oh no! Someone discovered that building a #Rust project in #Docker for a month is like watching grass grow in slow motion. Maybe try switching to a carrier pigeon #deployment strategy next time – it might be faster! 📦💨
https://sharnoff.io/blog/why-rust-compiler-slow #SlowMotion #CarrierPigeon #ProgrammingHumor #HackerNews #ngated

"No-as-a-Service", a fun way to say NO.

https://github.com/hotheadhacker/no-as-a-service

#coding #programminghumor #fun #nodejs

I asked claude 4.0 to rate a project written by the CTO that I am supposed to maintain solo (have been doing so for a while now - other projects aren't better)

https://lemm.ee/post/67616839

AI will replace us all

https://lemmy.world/post/31817184

Why make it complicated?

https://lemmy.ml/post/31949923

C vs Rust in a nutshell: C compiles every time but never works, Rust works every time but never compiles! 😂

credit:https://www.reddit.com/r/rustjerk/comments/1ktkm2z/how_type_system_makes_me_feel
#ProgrammingHumor #C #rustlang #rust

https://9gag.com/gag/aAy28R0

#9gag #meme #programminghumor #lua

Day after Lady Liberty: sore feet, full heart, still losing arguments with the borrow checker. Freedom never felt so semantically strict. 🫖🗽🦀 #RustLang #ProgrammingHumor #DevLife #100DaysOfCode #AsyncRust #SystemsProgramming #TeaTimeCoding