Ah yes, yet another attempt to decrypt the Rosetta Stone of #coding - "literate programming." 📚💻 A literary masterpiece where everyone pretends to understand #Knuth, while secretly just hoping the comments make the code run faster. 🤦‍♂️ Spoiler alert: It’s like Shakespearean sonnets but for the terminally nerdy.
https://pqnelson.github.io/2024/05/29/literate-programming.html #literateprogramming #humor #techliterature #nerdculture #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated

🧐🤦‍♂️ Behold, the most riveting mystery of our time: a URL in C that compiles! Apparently, https:// is just a cunningly disguised label. Who knew?! 🏆 Clearly, this revelation changes everything we knew about programming. 😂
https://susam.net/url-in-c.html #CProgramming #URLMystery #CodingHumor #TechRevelation #ProgrammingJokes #HackerNews #ngated

🐍🤔 Oh no, #Python allocates integers on the heap! Quick, someone alert the media! 📢 As if the Python team hasn't been dealing with this trivial "discovery" since the dawn of time. Maybe next week we'll get to the bottom of why water is wet. 💧
https://zackoverflow.dev/writing/how-often-does-python-allocate/ #Heap #Memory #PythonCommunity #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #ProgrammingJokes #HackerNews #ngated

"yeah, my android app is 50% java, 50% kotlin, i know both languages very well."

Yeah, well i brought you a rope, please die.

#shitpost #programmingjokes #programming #java

:drake_dislike: Provably correct software
:drake_like: Proverbially correct software

#ProgrammingJokes #ProgrammingHumor

#Coding #Memes #Programming #ProgrammingJokes

Ah, yes, because clearly everyone needs their very own Command Line Interface Übermensch to navigate the mind-boggling complexity of... writing basic scripts. 🙄 Why buy a tool when you can spend eons building a half-baked one with more acronyms than usefulness? 🛠️💡
https://martinfowler.com/articles/build-own-coding-agent.html #CommandLineInterface #ScriptWriting #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #ProgrammingJokes #HackerNews #ngated

Me, telling my brother about a hard day: "and I was facing a hard problem with my code at work, and I also had to take care of that leak I had failed to fix in --"
Him, thinking: "(surely that must be C code)"
Me: "-- the bathroom sink"

#ProgrammingHumor #ProgrammingJokes

Two memory locations talk. One says:
- Just so that we are on the same page…

#programmingjokes

A la la la la int64,
A la la la la int64 int64 li int64 int64 int64,
Come on!

#programming #programminghumor #programmingjokes #swdev

Rex Wang rewrote Kafka in Rust, creating StoneMQ - a blazing-fast, efficient message queue.

#Rust #Kafka #rustlang #programmingjokes

https://wangjunfei.com/2025/06/18/Rewriting-Kafka-in-Rust-Async-Insights-and-Lessons-Learned/

🖥️ Ah yes, because what the world really needed was yet another 'simple' programming language that promises to turn your browser into a coding paradise. 🌐 It's like someone thought, "How can we make coding even more like a PowerPoint presentation?" ❌🚀
https://tiki.li/apps/tut_learn.html?v=2505e #simpleprogramming #languages #codingparadise #browsercoding #techhumor #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated

Why would anyone need a whole framework to pass a value into a constructor? 🤔 It's like hiring a team of architects to help you open a door. 🚪 Let’s face it, the real 'dependency injection' here is injecting #common #sense into tech discussions. 😂
http://rednafi.com/go/di_frameworks_bleh/ #dependencyinjection #techhumor #softwaredevelopment #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated

It's been a long journey...

#codinglife #fridayvibes #programmingjokes

🤓 Ah, yes, because everyone has been clamoring to handcraft their own one-time password algorithms instead of using the perfectly good ones that already exist. 🔧 Clearly, the pinnacle of tech wizardry is reinventing wheels that came pre-invented. 🛞
https://blog.dogac.dev/how-do-one-time-passwords-work/ #techhumor #reinventthewheel #cybersecurity #one-timepasswords #programmingjokes #HackerNews #ngated

If you have to explain it…
It’s bad.

🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/coding-is-like-humor-t-shirt/
#ProgrammingJokes #DeveloperLife #FunnyTech #Debugging

2B Or Not 2B? 🤔
Boolean logic meets Shakespeare.
if (2b || !2b) return "That is the question."

🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/2b-or-not-2b-that-is-the-question/
#ProgrammingJokes #BooleanLogic #DeveloperHumor #CodeLife

Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
...
..
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and halfway through, realizing you don’t fully understand it either.

#ProgrammingJokes #DevJokes #CodingJokes

How do you spot a hipster programmer?
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They were using Rust before it was cool.

#ProgrammingJokes #ProgrammerHumor #DevHumor