#RandomThoughts

2026-03-17

AuDHD is when you are autistic and have ADHD.

AudiHD is when you drive a certain brand of German automobile in high definition. 🤪😆

#RandomThoughts

2026-03-17

"40 winks"

I understand referring to closing your eyes to sleep as winks, but why 40? Is it just meant to be a lot? An arbitrarily big number? Is it some sort of biblical reference similar to "40 days and 40 nights"?

#RandomThoughts

2026-03-16

If you see a date like 2013, do you think "twenty thirteen" or "two thousand thirteen"?

#RandomThoughts

2026-03-16

"mind boggling"

Does anything else ever get boggled? Can anything else?

#RandomThoughts

Alex 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿alexlac51@mastodon.scot
2026-03-15

#randomthoughts

I wonder how much land in Gaza #Netanyahu will give to #tRump for free, to allow him to develop sea front properties...

#servicesrendered...

2026-03-15

Anyone else ever ask if the extra table setting was for Eliyahu or Elijah when you were a kid? Or if there should have been two—one for each?

#RandomThoughts #Pesach

2026-03-15

Why is it still called "Swiss cheese" if it's made in Wisconsin (or any place that is not Switzerland)?

#RandomThoughts #FalseAdvertisement?

2026-03-15

If I use my toaster oven on the "bagel" setting to heat a bagel, is it a bagler oven instead of a toaster oven?

#RandomThoughts

2026-03-15

Why are English muffins called muffins? They don't even remotely resemble any other kind of muffin?

#RandomThoughts

Scott the F is implicit Baxtereyesquash@mastodon.world
2026-03-15

Should be is not is.
#RandomThoughts

mzsanctummzsanctum
2026-03-15

There is no neutrality in life. Neutrality is a fancy word for "I'm too weak to do what I know is the right thing, too cowardly to have a moral stand."

2026-03-14

seeing many Irish people rooting for England to win today and I’ve never been more disgusted #oldhabits #diehard #christmasmovie #randomthoughts

2026-03-14

A local pizza chain sells an "Eight Corner" rectangular pizza. Every time I hear that, I just want to shout, "That's NOT an eight corner pizza! It's two four corner pizzas!"

#RandomThoughts

2026-03-14

Why do we call rectangular pizza "square" in Detroit?

Does our whole region not know basic kindergarten level geometry?

#RandomThoughts

2026-03-14

What day is Sigma Day? How about Gamma Day? Omega? Rho?

Meh… it's all Greek to me. 🤪

#RandomThoughts

2026-03-14

If there was a lost Lost episode, would it be meta or redundant?

#RandomThoughts

2026-03-13

How did "the bomb" ever mean something good? Aren't bombs pretty much always bad?

The only exceptions that really come to mind are photo bombs and bath bombs.

#RandomThoughts

2026-03-13

I just realized it is almost my five year aha-iversary of when i first figured out that i might be autistic. Autiversay?

It still feels so new though.

#RandomThoughts #ActuallyAutistic

*edit: It's actually closer to six now that I think about it. 🤷‍♂️

2026-03-12

"Fedilab" sounds like it's a mail-in blood test company.

#RandomThoughts

2026-03-12

got pierced and bought my first pair of earrings at Claire’s - end of an era, even if it was a weird era #randomthoughts #shopping #memories #rip

the Claire’s at my local mall having a store closing sale

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