Reason not to live with me: I already have a cat.

My pet limit is 1. The role is already spoken for.

#cat #ReasonsNotToLiveWithMe

Reasons not to live with me: Go away I’m coding.

#coding #ReasonsNotToLiveWithMe

Reasons not to live with me: Introverts and extroverts

I’m a nerdy introvert. My silence can appear rude to extroverts.

I have bouts of talkativeness. This can be mistaken for being momentarily extraverted.

Whichever you are, I’m not always that.

#Extrovert #Introvert #ReasonsNotToLiveWithMe

Reasons not to live with me: Technology is the answer; what was the question?

Whatever it was you just asked me to do there is an app, a script, or some hardware to do it instead.

There’s a reason I own a dishwasher and shop online.

If there is not a technology solution to your question, you asked the wrong person. If there is a technology solution, you don’t need my help.

#ReasonsNotToLiveWithMe #ThereIsAnAppForThat

Reason not to live with me: Laundry

I am a nerd. My mind is on higher things like optimising code, writing my novel, or playing the new DLC. I cannot stop until the thoughts are complete. The laundry does not need doing until I run out of clothes.

The thoughts are never complete.

#laundry #ReasonsNotToLiveWithMe

Reason not to live with me: Silence

I’m a nerdy introvert. It could be days between conversations.

(Except, “Do you want a cuppa?”).

#Introvert #nerd #ReasonsNotToLiveWithMe #tea